In addition to DVDs we got a couple of books from the gracious publishing house of Simon and Schuster who thought we might like some literary diversion. So what would they send us? The latest collection of critical essays on the films of Bergman? Nah! They sent us Pam Anderson's first venture into storytelling, the fictional (but only slightly) STAR. I actually like the former Baywatch babe who had more success with her sex video than with her feature film debut Barb Wire. Question in my mind was "Can she write?". Well, the answer is... um... sort of.

What Star is comprised of is Pam telling her life story to her "ghostwriter" (Eric Shaw), and him turning her factual life into a fictional story about a young cosmetologist named Esther. Our heroine somehow ends up in Playboy, on a popular sitcom called Hammertime, and then lands a leading role in a show called Lifeguards, Inc.. By the end of her trials and tribulations of going from a brunette Tomboy turned into an A-list D-cup celebrity, Esther is on the verge of dating a rock star who has her name tattooed on his pelvis. Hmmmm! They've taken Pam's life, changed all the names, and then given us a tell-all tale without having to worry about claims of slander because nobody is named. It's a quick, easy, salacious read that would make the perfect companion on a beach or on an airplane. It's a lot like Pam - spirited, funny, and lighter than air. It's kind of like if Jacqueline Susann decided to write an entry for the teenage favorite Sweet Valley High series.

If you're curious about how Pamela Anderson made it in Hollywood, then this is the place to go. To me she's our modern version of Marilyn Monroe - just with a lot more silicone and a habit of dating rockstars rather than Presidents or literary giants. She's an icon, and not half as dumb as most people think. Sure she's made mistakes along the way, but her good nature and adventurous spirit have landed her on top everytime (well... mostly). Star is not going to win the lady any literary awards, but it should keep you entertained. I wish they would mention it on her new sitcom Stacked - that show nobody watches but me about Pam working in a bookstore. It's a fascinating look at life in the fast lane! A great way to kill a few hours. Why not? Like anyone could say no to a big-breasted bombshell that has become ironically the "Queen of All Media" by adding co-author to her impressive resume. You go, girl!