Blog From The Bench

That Desperate Housewives season finale was...well...I don't know. I didn't see it. I've never seen the show.

Like Judge Gibron, though, I've been lured into the gooey trap of Extreme Makeover - Home Edition. What is the deal with this show? What is its power? Damn it. The show sucks me and gets me all watery-eyed every time. See, they trick you with the promise of power tools and demolition, then sucker-punch you with sick children, fallen soldiers/firefighters/cops, and the destitute.

I swear, if I watch the show one more time I'm going to be hooked like it was sweet crack.