I love Stevie Wonder. Not in, you know, that way, of course.... just as one of the most talented musicians of his era. Which is why I'm going to burn in hell for posting this. But I'm headed there anyhow, so here goes!

Stevie Wonder releases video for the blind

Two things:

(1) Isn't a "video for the blind" an "audio"? If not, does that make audiobooks "movies for the blind"?

(2) Using my extensive connections within the recording industry, I've obtained for you, beloved DVD Verdict readers, an exclusive transcript of this forthcoming "video for the blind"!

"Okay, Stevie's at the keyboards.... he's moving his head back and forth while looking up..... he's got cornrows.... still moving the head....still moving..... um, Busta Rhymes is there.... Stevie's still moving his head.... Now wait -- he's moving his head in a circular motion! .... He's still got cornrows.... Um, that's the end."

Word life!