Both times I saw Revenge of the Sith over the weekend, and now during Desperate Housewives, I saw commercials for Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I can't resist the urge to yell at the screen every time I hear "They're the world's most deadly assassins." It's deadliest, you jackasses. In the script, they probably wrote "they're" as "there." Morons.

And damn, if Angelina Jolie looked half as sexy on set as she does on screen, you'd have to be made of stone not to dump your wife and run off with her. She's the very definition of "hellooooooo nurse!"