Sylvester Stallone has signed a deal to write, direct, and star in a sixth Rocky movie. The storyline will involve "an aging, widowed Rocky who is reluctant to get back in the ring, but ends up doing it 'just to compete, not to win.'"

Please, Sly, for the love of all that's good and decent...

Just say no.

You are almost 60 years old, man. Yogi Berra was wrong. When it's over, it's over.