Tonight I saw a TV spot for The Ring Two.

If there were justice in Hollywood, there would be a law stating the following:

"If a film studio is so creatively bankrupt that the only way it can release a new film is to rehash one it's already made, it must at the very least show a modicum of originality by coming up with a title that does not follow the pattern (title of previously released cash cow) (numeral). The use of alternate spellings or Roman numerals shall not be construed as satisfying this requirement."

That is, if there were justice in Hollywood.