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10 Reasons Why I Love Robocop
10. Distopian-Future Detroit looks like today's Detroit!
9. Robocop is able to dodge Cobra Assault Cannon fire while strafing slower than most tortoises.
8. Miguel Ferrer doing what he does best: playing a complete bastard.
7. There are enough bloody squibs in the extended cut to keep Trojan in business for years.
6. Robocop eats baby food... and loves it!
5. Future-Detroit has all of the awesome technology of 1987 Detroit!
4. The panes of glass in the Delta City skyscrapers are broken merely by touching them, and they instantly cause whoever broke them to fly out of the building screaming to his death.
3. The villain drives an S.U.X. 6000, which gets 8.2 miles to the gallon.
2. Peter Weller gets his hand shot off... and then his arm... and then his face! By five shotguns, no less!
1. The ED-209 "chicken robot" slips and falls down the stairs. Hilarious.