SWEET JESUS, PREACHERMAN (1973) on TCM-HD Underground for the first time. After a couple of killer opening scenes showing hitman Holmes (Roger E. Mosley from "The Mack" and "Magnum P.I." fame) taking out his targets "Sweet Jesus, Preacherman" becomes a boring, preachy (duh!) and not-well-made by-the-numbers blaxploitation flick. William Smith (as the boss that initially sets-up, then doublecrosses Holmes) and Michael Pataki (playing a concerned Senator) liven-up their handful of scenes with their character acting chops. Most of the time though it's just Mosley doing the predictable preaching-from-the-heart-without-preparation church sermons and sudden (i.e. pointless) bursts of violence that "Black Dynamite" has perpetually folded into my mind as an endless reel of unintentional hilarity. Pass.
THE MEDUSA TOUCH (1978) on Showtime-HD. Don't you miss the good old days when respectable actors like Lee Remick (with an on/off again English accent), Lino Ventura (an older Clouseau if he were any good at his police work), Harry Andrews and Richard Burton would class-up otherwise simplistic, pulpy, psychological thrillers like this 1978 British disaster/horror flick? A regular on the 80's-90's late night movie circuit before the 9/11 terrorist attacks made it uncool to show toy airplanes hitting small-scale building replicas on TV, "The Medusa Touch" has both a nutty premise (an increasingly-unstable man that can create disasters at will) and the chutzpah from cast/crew to follow it up to its-own-and-nobody-else's-logical nihilistic conclusion. Burton (in flashbacks through most of the movie) looks like he's about to pop his brain out of his scalp, but that's what the script/direction requires for us to buy the lunacy that John Morlar is trying to sell to his shrink (Remick) and, in absentia, to Inspector Brunel (Ventura). This is one of those rare movies that left a mark when I was growing up that, on repeat viewing in my adulthood, lives up to my memories as a journeyman movie in which the whole is much better than its many looney tunes parts (follow the bouncing foam bricks inside the collapsing Minster Cathedral). A underrated horror British classic.
METEOR (1979) on MGM-HD for the first time. How can you not love an all-star cast (Sean Connery, Martin Landau, Trevor Howard, Karl Malden, Henry will-work-for-two-days-only Fonda, etc.) willing to be covered head-to-toe in mud and tossed around a flooded NYC subway set for the indignity of a paycheck from one of the last big-budget studio disaster movies of the 70's? SFX work is below "Superman" or "Moonraker" standards, Lawrence Rosenthal's histrionic score is peppered with synthesizer 'bangs' for the hell of it (or because they sounded futuristic back then) and the Cold War backstory is laughable (forcing very good thespians, specially Landau, to act/look foolish). To his credit director Ronald Neame ("The Poseidon Adventure") stages two excellent destruction scenes (Swiss Alps avalanche and Honk Kong tsunami) that focus on young people to underscore the scope of the meteor's menace, but then he botches the key New York City destruction scenes with the lousiest-looking SFX shots. Still, overall, a much more better and fun flick than "Armageddon."
BERGERAC: THE COMPLETE FIRST SERIES (1981) on R2 PAL DVD for the first time. A youngish John Nettles (thinner and two decades before 'Midsomer Murders') stars in this delightful BBC 80's cop series that's like a cross between "Rockford Files" and "Spenser: For Hire" soaked to the hilt with above-average-for-'81 British production values (i.e. not studio or island bound) and a who's who of British guest stars. As a Sgt. Detective in the small and wealthy island/province of Jersey (which, despite its small size, plays background to a all sorts of believable & implausible crimes) Bergerac is no super sleuth given previous bouts with alcoholism. He's just an unorthodox copper with a pretty girl (gorgeous Thérèse Liotard), a cool car ('47 Triumph Roadster), a curmudgeon Chief Inspector boss (Sean Arnold), a peculiar sidekick in wealthy Jersey resident Charlie Hungerford (Terence Alexander, looking like a cross between Devon from "Knight Rider" and Joe Biden!) and the instinct that elludes everybody else to know the guilty party right away. Blew through the ten-episode series and three commentary tracks in a couple of days and there are eight more series to go. Solid all around (a then-unknown Martin Campbell directed a couple of episodes) "Bergerac" is just what the doctor ordered to get me over the hump of being down to just TWO "Law & Order" shows ("SVU" and "UK") on the air... sob, sob!
BIG BROTHER 8 (2007) on YouTube for the first time. After experiencing my first beginning-to-end season with this year's "Big Brother 13" I got curious about what was it that made 'Evel' Dick Donato and his daughter Daniele (return veterans players) so hated/admired/talked about on the "BB" forums. And, even though I already knew how it ended, I watched the entire eighth season online (33 hour-long episodes) and enjoyed the hell out of it despite some production details (the generic metal tune that plays every time Dick is on-camera) that made me feel like my IQ was being syphoned from my brain. With a dysfunctional cast of freaks (crybaby Amber, moronic beauty Jen, meathead Zack, etc.) and a father-daughter Donato team that just plowed their way through them (with a little help from production, as always) "BB8" is that rare reality TV season that is fun watching years after it aired. Dick played and owned this season like a boss, a sharp contrast to the timid, over-the-top or clueless way players the show has cast since (including Daniele in this just-concluded season) are playing "BB" since I started watching (2009).
ALPHAS: SEASON ONE (2011) on Syfy HD for the first time. Though a generic 'mutants with powers' show at its creative core (from co-creator Zak Pen's own "X-Men" screenplays to "Justice League," "Heroes," "Misfits of Science," etc.... everything here feels used and/or borrowed from somewhere else) "Alphas" twists its genre conventions just enough to give both "good" and "bad" alphas enough shades of grey and humanity (without overdoing the pathos that sunk latter seasons of "Heroes" into perpetual joylessness) to make you want to see what happens next. And lucky for us "Alphas" gets better with each passing episode despite a SFX budget and production values slightly-above those of a Mexican telenovela. David Strathairn's Dr. Rosen and Ryan Cartwright's Gary stand out (though I have a soft spot for Azita Ghanizada's portrayal of Rachel's troubled family life) but, by the time we reach "The Unusual Suspects" (next-to-last episode), the entire cast operates like a team you don't want to see separated or splintered since they've become the cohesive 'TV family' these types of shows strive for. It's not perfect (armed US government forces being the perpetual uncaring idiot bullies gets old early) or for viewers that have burned out on previous 'mutant' shows (i.e. Joyce

