The Six Errors in MST3K Vol XX

[Dave Ryan]

Come on, Asperger... er, Aspenhauten.... er, Aschweepay.... er, Asperschalger -- that wasn't even a moderately difficult challenge. The six errors you included in your Project Moonbase paragraph couldn't be more obvious....

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(1) "... in full-blown 1950s sexism"

Sexism in the 50s was not full-blown. It was only partially fellated.

(2) "headed by a female astronaut"

Come on -- everyone knows women can't be astronauts! The proper term is "spaciatrix".

(3) "centers around a foreign spy"

The spy in question was actually a green-carded resident alien, and therefore is not considered "foreign".

(4) and (5) "antagonistic male co-pilot"

Men are, of course, always superior in rank to spaciatrixii, and therefore "co-pilot" is incorrect terminology.
Also, the male in question had no grudge against ants, and therefore was not ant-agonistic in the least.

(6) "At least it's mercifully short."

No mercy was involved in the shortness whatsoever.

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Come on -- give us a challenge, not this kindergarden level "Where's Waldo" crap....

[erich]

Thanks a lot, Ryan. I thought it would take someone at least a month to find 'em all — enough time for me to spin it into a series of viral videos sponsored by Nivea, anyway — but no...you had to ruin it for everyone. Good thing I planned for this possibility. Your next challenge is to find the six mistakes I hid in every other paragraph.

Oh, and if you do THAT, you can find all the mistakes in my other reviews. Actually, don't do that. That would just be depressing.