Ambush Topics--11/13/2009

[Dave Johnson]

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Dave: Assemble a military squad of bad-asses from movies and TV shows.

Mac: Your favorite movie, as directed by Michael Bay

Mike R.: Hitchcock film helmed by Roland Emmerich.

[Mach6]

Assemble a military squad of bad-asses from movies and TV shows: I'll go the 80's cartoon route & take Optimus Prime for his leadership skills & also provides this team with a bad-ass vehicle, He-Man for his power & fighting skills, he'll make a great field commander, Matt Tracker from M.A.S.K. will be "The Tech Guy", & Snake Eyes for his awesome ninja skills.

Your favorite movie, as directed by Michael Bay: For Schindler's List, Bay would toss out the Black & White & film with his oversaturated glossy colored look. All the women would look like supermodels & wear short skirts even if it is 1930's/1940's Poland. Schindler would save the Jews, not by bribing & outsmarting Nazi officials, but by being a one-man army & kill all the guards. These action sequences would feature a lot of shaky cam & expolsions. Starring Nicholas Cage, Jon Voight, Scarlett Johansson, & Megan Fox!

Hitchcock film helmed by Roland Emmerich: Imagine The Birds with a $200 million budget. All the numerous & neverending CGI Birds' attack sequences, cliched corrupt government officials, the mad scientist that knew it was coming for a long time but nobody believed him or has the cure, & the main characters being a divorced couple who survive the attacks & reunite at the finale.