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Write Your Own Episode of House

Postby Dan Mancini » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:15 am

Courtesy of Cracked.

My favorite is from Act III: "A final lie is revealed that would have solved the case within 10 minutes if the patient hadn't been retarded." Pretty much.
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Re: Write Your Own Episode of House

Postby TemporalWisdom » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:17 am

Here's one of my own: "Cuddy second-guesses House and interferes with his case no matter how many times he's been right in the past."
CASEY: "Looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson. Class is pain 101. Your instructor...is Casey Jones."
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Re: Write Your Own Episode of House

Postby Andrew Forbes » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:22 pm

That would have been great if it wasn't the most hideously illegible bit of graphic design ever. Despite its flaws, however, it was dead on. Much like House, only clever.
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Re: Write Your Own Episode of House

Postby barnaclelapse » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:15 pm

TemporalWisdom wrote:Here's one of my own: "Cuddy second-guesses House and interferes with his case no matter how many times he's been right in the past."


That reminds me of a Perry Mason parody they did, where the prosecuting attorney had a nervous breakdown after losing to Mason for the six billionith time.
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Re: Write Your Own Episode of House

Postby molly1216 » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:03 pm

Dan Mancini wrote:Courtesy of Cracked.

My favorite is from Act III: "A final lie is revealed that would have solved the case within 10 minutes if the patient hadn't been retarded." Pretty much.


yep and tonight's was no exception.
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