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by **Dunnyman** » Thu May 07, 2009 1:52 pm

This is another fun game (if everyone remembers to keep it silly and fun instead of getting personal), and it's extremely simple:
Think of an insanely goofy lie about the person who posted before you, and post it!
Let's say Steve posts, and I hit the forum next, so I'd say:

Not many people know this but Steve just finished work on a film where he was the body double for Kirstie Alley...

Then whoever's next comes up with an outrageous claim for me!
Let's keep it relatively clean and not get personal though.

by **TemporalWisdom** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:04 pm

Dunnyman wrote:Let's keep it relatively clean and not get personal though.

Then how is it fun?

by **Steve T Power** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:16 pm

TemporalWisdom wrote:
Dunnyman wrote:Let's keep it relatively clean and not get personal though.
Then how is it fun?

TemporalWisdom was once arrested in San Diego for making lewd gestures with a window squeegee.

by **Dunnyman** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:20 pm

Steve's attempt at distributing his "art film" actually inspired Kevin Smith to write Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

by **BrettCullum** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:25 pm

Dunnyman was the lead scriptwriter on CATWOMAN!

by **Kenneth Morgan** » Thu May 07, 2009 3:26 pm

Conspiracy theorists agree that BrettCollum was the second gunman at the McKinley assassination.

by **J.M. Vargas** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:01 pm

When they were young Kenneth and his bro made a compilation list of all the excuses Klinger used to try to get out of the army in M*A*S*H. I know! :roll:

by **Dan Mancini** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:13 pm

Every night, Vargas lulls himself to sleep by cuddling with an HD-DVD player.

by **Kenneth Morgan** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:14 pm

J.M. Vargas wrote:When they were young Kenneth and his bro made a compilation list of all the excuses Klinger used to try to get out of the army in M*A*S*H. I know!

That's not a lie; it's quite true, ecept that it was all of my brothers. Around that time, we also once brainstormed to try to remember all of the special guest villains on "Batman". And, years later, Bri and I spent days coming up with different puns based on the title of the then-popular song "Livin' La Vida Loca" (like "In 'The Cincinnati Kid', Steve McQueen lived La Vida Stud Poker" or "Railroad engineers live La Vida Locomotive").

Anyway, back to the game:

J.M. Vargas has been linked to a crime family called the Basso Profundos.

by **Ptolemy** » Thu May 07, 2009 5:28 pm

Kenneth Morgan has never been in my kitchen.

by **TemporalWisdom** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:49 pm

Bruce actually is Ptolemy, having survived the centuries by sucking the life force of daisies.

by **mavrach** » Thu May 07, 2009 8:02 pm

TemporalWisdom considers Star Trek 5 to be the best of the series.

by **AddisonDewitt** » Thu May 07, 2009 8:30 pm

Mavrach secretly giggles to himself when he sees the acronym "HD" and mumbles "hum dinger".

by **Gabriel Girard** » Thu May 07, 2009 8:52 pm

AddisonDewitt was a cheerleader in high school.

by **Dunnyman** » Fri May 08, 2009 10:58 am

Gabriel Girard was once married to Bea Arthur, but couldn't stand the fact that she was bigger, tougher, and had a deeper voice than he did.

by **Future Man** » Fri May 08, 2009 11:22 am

As a child, Dunnyman once hijacked a Zamboni machine. He was quickly talked down and the incident failed to make the local paper.

by **Dave Ryan** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:07 pm

Future Man is neither from the future, nor a man.

by **Chris_Sax** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:33 pm

Dave Ryan once offered me sexual favors in back of the 7/11 by the Natick Village commuter rail stop.

by **Dan Mancini** » Fri May 08, 2009 3:49 pm

Chris Sax's childhood hobby of using bricks to smash kittens' skulls has turned into an adult hobby of slitting hobos' throats so he can watch them sputter and gurgle as they slowly bleed to death.

by **Chris_Sax** » Fri May 08, 2009 5:49 pm

They're supposed to be untrue, Daniel!

by **Steve T Power** » Sat May 09, 2009 7:47 am

Dan Mancini doesn't want kids to do drugs. We can't, because Dan already did em all.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Sat May 09, 2009 9:39 am

Steve Power's favorite SNES game is Mario Is Missing

by **Shmoooooo** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:36 am

Gabriel Girard likes to run around rooftops in spandex ... he's not trying to be a superhero ... he just likes the feeling of the wind on his crotch through the fabric

by **barnaclelapse** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:44 am

Shmoooooo's left arm is made entirely of ginger-flavored dog biscuits.

As such, he tends to avoid the park.

by **Dunnyman** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:53 am

Barnaclelapse was once arrested with an inflatable doll dressed as Barney. Barney Fife, that is.

by **Dan Mancini** » Sat May 09, 2009 7:22 pm

Dunnyman was once arrested with an inflatable doll dressed as Barney. Barney Frank, that is.

by **Steve T Power** » Sat May 09, 2009 9:07 pm

Dan Mancini was not put upon this world to GET IT!

by **mavrach** » Sat May 09, 2009 9:49 pm

Steve T Power is not funky enough to be a Globetrotter.

by **mkiker2089** » Sat May 09, 2009 10:07 pm

Mavrach is secretly a billionaire the likes of which would astound you. He actually created AND ended the HD format wars just to play an elaborate April Fools joke on JM Vargas. Vargas is still plotting revenge.

by **barnaclelapse** » Sun May 10, 2009 6:03 am

Mkiker2089 was never able to outdrink Warren Zevon.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Sun May 10, 2009 6:22 am

Barnaclelapse likes to use seafood for erotic gameplay.

by **Dan Mancini** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:30 am

Gabriel Girard ain't got time to bleed.

by **Ptolemy** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:43 am

Dan Mancini was telling the truth when he said he liked me and would kill me last

by **Kenneth Morgan** » Sun May 10, 2009 10:26 am

Ptolemy was seduced by the grayish, neutrally-shaded side of the Force.

by **BenShultz** » Sun May 10, 2009 11:03 am

Kenneth Morgan wrote:Ptolemy was seduced by the grayish, neutrally-shaded side of the Force.

Kenneth sneezes Guinness Stout.

by **Steve T Power** » Sun May 10, 2009 11:11 am

Ben just plain doesn't like you.

by **barnaclelapse** » Mon May 11, 2009 8:47 am

Steve is wanted in all fifty-six states.

by **Dunnyman** » Mon May 11, 2009 10:06 am

barnaclelapse is legally barred from performing taxidermy in three states, the reasons ain't pretty....

by **Steve T Power** » Mon May 11, 2009 11:36 am

Dunnyman is the 5th Beatle.

by **Future Man** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:39 pm

Steve actually watches The 49th Parallel much more frequently than Raiders.

by **Dan Mancini** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:00 pm

Future Man is stuck in the past.

by **Dunnyman** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:21 pm

Dan Mancini would have you believe he's from the USA, but the truth is he was raised in the Amazon basin where he was a holy man to a tribe of cannibal pygmies.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Mon May 11, 2009 7:54 pm

Dunnyman is the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky

by **barnaclelapse** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:01 am

Gabriel was too kinky for Michael Jackson.

by **barnaclelapse** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:15 am

Barnaclelapse apparently killed this thread with a blunt instrument of some kind.

by **Shmoooooo** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:48 am

Barnaclelapse can longer consume alcohol orally due to medical reasons ... so now, when he wants to get drunk, he uses a funnel inject it anally ... and couldn't be happier about it.

by **Andrew Forbes** » Mon May 18, 2009 12:57 pm

Shmoooooo also uses the alcohol funnel... but wide-end down.

by **Steve T Power** » Tue May 19, 2009 9:38 am

Forbes needs no alcohol funnel, his intravenous drip is supplemented by huffing alcohol vapor from a bottle of peroxide.

by **Andrew Forbes** » Tue May 19, 2009 10:10 am

Steve will get my truck back, and my money and time is money to a guy like me and Steve's phone is dead by the way!

by **Steve T Power** » Tue May 19, 2009 11:10 am

Andrew Forbes should listen to his friend here, he doesn't want to go to South Africa!

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