Karate Kid Substitution: Forget about Bill. I'll replace Agent Smith from the Matrix. The Crane vs Neo's Destiny? Can you imagine how many PPV buys that would get?
Grand Displays of Drunkenness: Jackie Chan in the Drunken Master movies. The more he drinks, the more he can whup@$$. I'll never forget the "alcohol spit fire" move.
Action Heroes/Dead: John Rambo in First Blood. When he fell at least 100ft (probably alot more than that) from a cliff onto a forest tree & all he got was some bruised ribs. I'm glad Rambo survived, but he should've been broken in half on impact. Also, Tony Almeida from 24 in Season 5. He should've stayed dead so it could spare us from Evil Tony in Season 7.
Unsympathetic Victims of Torture: Judging from the commercials, it looks like Sam Witwicky gets tortured by the Decepticons in the Transformers sequel. GREAT! I hated the 1st TF movie so much, that all those annoying characters should be electrocuted, waterboarded, & beaten within an inch of their lives!