Ambush Topics 9-18-2009

[Dave Johnson]

Just finished recording and this one was a doozy, kids. Tune in on Friday if you want your cerebellum nuked.

Dave: Lord of the Rings character you would least like to invite to a dinner party

Mac: Create a Hellraiser Cenobite out of common household items--and name him!

Mike R: Awkward places where a group of teenagers would find a jar containing Satan (inspired by Prince of Darkness).

[Steve T Power]

Lord of the Rings character you would least like to invite to a dinner party - Gandalf, because he's a condescending jerk.

Create a Hellraiser Cenobite out of common household items--and name him! - wow. uhhh... a vacuum cleaner, and a whole bunch of push pins. call him suckface.

Awkward places where a group of teenagers would find a jar containing satan - In the head Councillor's desk drawer at a bible study summer camp.

[Gabriel Girard]

Lord of the Rings character you would least like to invite to a dinner party - Tom Bombadil, his constant singing would get on my nerves.

Create a Hellraiser Cenobite out of common household items--and name him! - A hammer and some nails - Hammerhead!

Awkward places where a group of teenagers would find a jar containing satan - In their sister's undies drawer.

[Mach6]

Lord of the Rings character you would least like to invite to a dinner party - Elrond would ruin any party with his super serious "no fun" attitude &, like Gandalf, is a condescending jerk

Create a Hellraiser Cenobite out of common household items--and name him! - Uh, hmmm, I'll take 2 digtial cameras & nailgun them in the eye sockets & we have: EvilEyes! (I know it's lame, but all the good ones were taken.

Awkward places where a group of teenagers would find a jar containing satan - With the NFL season just starting, how bout in the Detriot Lions training facility. (Hey, there has to be a reason why the Lions have been so awful all these years.)