Lord of the Rings character you would least like to invite to a dinner party - Elrond would ruin any party with his super serious "no fun" attitude &, like Gandalf, is a condescending jerk
Create a Hellraiser Cenobite out of common household items--and name him! - Uh, hmmm, I'll take 2 digtial cameras & nailgun them in the eye sockets & we have: EvilEyes! (I know it's lame, but all the good ones were taken.
Awkward places where a group of teenagers would find a jar containing satan - With the NFL season just starting, how bout in the Detriot Lions training facility. (Hey, there has to be a reason why the Lions have been so awful all these years.)