Judge Kulik's Nickleback Review

[Jon Mercer]

First off, I'm sorry you had to experience that disc.

Second, strictly in the interest of keeping things professional looking, Nickleback's unfortunate 2001 album was titled Silver Side Up, not Sunny Side Up.

[Dan Mancini]

They say that a hero could save us, and Jon's not gonna stand here and wait.

[Jon Mercer]

They say that a hero could save us, and Jon's not gonna stand here and wait.

I think I just threw up inside my soul.

[Michael Stailey]

Fixed. I appreciate the heads up. But just so we keep this professional, the name of the band is Nickelback not Nickleback.

[Jon Mercer]

Fixed. I appreciate the heads up. But just so we keep this professional, the name of the band is Nickelback not Nickleback.

Do we really have to call them a band?

[Andrew Forbes]

Fixed. I appreciate the heads up. But just so we keep this professional, the name of the band is Nickelback not Nickleback.

Do we really have to call them a band?

I assumed Stailey was using "band" in the sense of a "band of ruffians" or an "itchy band of red across my abdomen."

[Dan Mancini]

Fixed. I appreciate the heads up. But just so we keep this professional, the name of the band is Nickelback not Nickleback.

Do we really have to call them a band?

I assumed Stailey was using "band" in the sense of a "band of ruffians" or an "itchy band of red across my abdomen."

Comments like that are punished with the Jheri curl stink-eye.

[Jon Mercer]

Fixed. I appreciate the heads up. But just so we keep this professional, the name of the band is Nickelback not Nickleback.

Do we really have to call them a band?

I assumed Stailey was using "band" in the sense of a "band of ruffians" or an "itchy band of red across my abdomen."

Comments like that are punished with the Jheri curl stink-eye.

He's drunk again!
It's time to fight!

[ckulik]

My bad, guys...thanks for the heads up! Of course, misspelling an album name is nothing next to misspelling a former Judge's last name. Evidently, it never clicked with me while writing my SCREWBALLS review that Paul Corupe was a former Judge.

[Dave Ryan]

During today's Woot-off, they had a multitool for sale.

The tagline for it was "More Tools Than A Nickelback Concert"