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Website · by **Bryan Pope** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:04 am

Dan Mancini opens his cabaret act every night with "Miss Otis Regrets."

by **barnaclelapse** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:37 pm

Bryan is on the board of directors for that Twilight convention they're doing in Texas this summer.

by **Jon Mercer** » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:19 am

Barnaclelapse and Danny Mancini came up on the force together. FIFTEEN years on the f***ing streets! Whoever killed him is gonna pay. Barnaclelapse is gonna finish it.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:07 am

Jon Mercer is THE newfie we've been laughing at for all these years.

by **Andrew Forbes** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:54 am

Gabe can't accept breaking up with someone unless 50%-plus-one of the couple agrees.

by **tucco** » Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:25 pm

Andrew Forbes is sewing General Mills as he believes he is the only thing that should be referred to as a "marshmallow treat".

by **Gabriel Girard** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:53 am

tucco really looks like Eli Wallach.

by **Steve T Power** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:09 am

Gabriel invented Poutine.

by **Andrew Forbes** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:22 am

Steve is reality.

by **Dan Mancini** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:07 pm

He knows you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, Andrew Forbes would rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS F&$%ING COUCH!

by **Andrew Forbes** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:01 pm

In college, Dan went through a phase of promiscuity and sexual confusion and briefly became known around campus as Miss Givin'.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:38 pm

When David Cronenberg learned that Andrew was stalking him he became afraid ... very afraid.

by **tucco** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:38 pm

Gabriel Girard wrote:tucco really looks like Eli Wallach.

I wish that I didn't misspell the damn name by accident as well.

by **Jon Mercer** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:50 am

It's the year 2020. Times are tough, but Gabriel is tougher.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:06 pm

She'll never admit to it, but Carly Simon wrote "You're so vain" about Jon Mercer.

by **tucco** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:25 pm

Gabriel Girard looks like Gil Girard.......in Erin Grey's spandex.

by **Dan Mancini** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:51 am

Tucco shall leave you as you left him...as you left her: Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet...Buried alive!...Buried alive...!

by **Andrew Forbes** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:26 am

Dhaaaaan! Dhaaaaaaaaan!

by **Jon Mercer** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:56 pm

Thundering across the stars to save the universe from the Monster Minds. Andrew Forbes searches for his father to unite the Magic Root and lead his Lightning League to victory over the changing form of Saw Boss. Wheeled Warriors explode into battle - Lightning Strikes!

by **barnaclelapse** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:04 am

Jon Mercer will meet you tonight in Atlantic City.

by **Andrew Forbes** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:17 am

Barnaclelapse was born Bareknuckle Lapdance, and barely survived high school.

by **Dan Mancini** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:43 am

Andrew Forbes runs Bartertown!

by **Steve T Power** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:58 pm

Now, my prisoners say you plan to take your gasoline out of the Wasteland. You sent them out this morning to find a vehicle. A rig big enough to haul that fat tank of gas. What a puny plan!Look around you. This is the Valley of Death. See! Nothing can escape! Dan Mancini rules the Wasteland!

by **Andrew Forbes** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:20 pm

Two men enter Steve T. Power. One man leaves.

by **Dark Knight** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:12 pm

Andrew Forbes was seen entering Steve T. Power with another man. Andrew Forbes was never seen again.

by **barnaclelapse** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:30 am

Dark Knight is made of corn bread and rage.

by **Steve T Power** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:47 pm

Barnacelapse is from the utta side mon. No stoppin what can't be stopped, no killin what can't be killed... this be dread! truly dread!

by **Gabriel Girard** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:52 pm

Steve used to make a living as a bearded lady.

by **Jon Mercer** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:23 am

Gabriel throws rocks and steals cigarette's from his mudder's purse!

by **Steve T Power** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:19 am

Jon Mercer wrote:Gabriel throws rocks and steals cigarette's from his mudder's purse!

Jon Mercer wants to sell you a VCR for 30 bucks. Don't ask where it came from.

by **Andrew Forbes** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:47 am

"Steve Power" is used as a measure of engine output in Newfoundland.

by **Jon Mercer** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:09 am

Andrew Forbes owns a Sybian capable of over 500 Steve Powers.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:51 pm

Jon inserted crayons into his nose as a kid, hence the permanent brain damage.

by **Dunnyman** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:07 pm

Gabriel Girard is really Stanley Kopplewitz, and he's actually from Long Island. The whole "Girard" and "French-Canadian" thing is a ruse to get the chicks.

by **barnaclelapse** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:05 am

Dunnyman frequently falls in love with gun-street girls.

by **AddisonDewitt** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:20 am

Bryan Pope sells Time/Life books, dvd, and music subscriptions as a part time job.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:37 am

Addison isn't really Addison anymore, he only came back here because he's been overtaken by a pod creature and wants to appear normal.

by **Andrew Forbes** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:54 am

Gabe's eye patch conceals the fact that he is constantly winking at you.

by **AddisonDewitt** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:35 am

Andrew loves being winked at.

by **Steve T Power** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:01 am

Addison is sure All that glitters is gold And he's buying a stairway to heaven..

by **Gabriel Girard** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:28 pm

What I saw, in my old dreams, was a reflection of my warped mind staring back at me. Cuz in my dreams, it's always there, The evil Steve T Power that twists my mind and brings me to despair.

Website · by **Bryan Pope** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:07 pm

Gabriel Girard is always after me lucky charms.

by **Polynikes** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:01 pm

Bryan Pope made up his name as an anagram in testimony to his childhood love of sweet drinks when he liked being "nearby pop".

by **Andrew Forbes** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:46 pm

Polynikes only has one Nike. Not even a pair.

by **AddisonDewitt** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:34 am

Andrew: "Did someone say glitter?! I loves glitter!"

by **Gabriel Girard** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:55 am

Addison illegally sells Viagra on the street - unfortunately he's also a user and his dipping in his own supply - thus breaking the first rule of dope peddling.

by **AddisonDewitt** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:59 am

Gabriel, here's the invoice for your Viagra prescription.

by **Gabriel Girard** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:07 am

AddisonDewitt wrote:Gabriel, here's the invoice for your Viagra prescription.

An invoice from a pusher? Classy!

by **AddisonDewitt** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:24 am

Gabriel, he's no angel.

by **Polynikes** » Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:27 am

Addison enjoys a spot of oxyacetylene welding after work.

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