cdouglas wrote:I have noticed that my favorite films all tend to be really, really good.
Mach6 wrote:Ultraviolet
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
The Perfect Getaway
I just can't figure out why all these are my favorites. I mean, except for The Perfect Getaway, they're not in CDouglas' really, really good range. They're at best OK (Extinction) to just plain God Awful (Ultraviolet). They all have mediocre to lousy acting, second-rate action scenes, & cheesy dialogue. In the case of Ultraviolet, some of the worst so-called "special" effects committed to a big-budget movie. Heck, they're probably at least ten zombie movies out there that are superior to the Resident Evil movies. There has to be something in common that all of them must have.
Mach6 wrote:Ultraviolet
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
The Perfect Getaway
I just can't figure out why all these are my favorites. I mean, except for The Perfect Getaway, they're not in CDouglas' really, really good range. They're at best OK (Extinction) to just plain God Awful (Ultraviolet). They all have mediocre to lousy acting, second-rate action scenes, & cheesy dialogue. In the case of Ultraviolet, some of the worst so-called "special" effects committed to a big-budget movie. Heck, they're probably at least ten zombie movies out there that are superior to the Resident Evil movies. There has to be something in common that all of them must have.
Dan Mancini wrote:Mach6 wrote:Ultraviolet
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
The Perfect Getaway
I just can't figure out why all these are my favorites. I mean, except for The Perfect Getaway, they're not in CDouglas' really, really good range. They're at best OK (Extinction) to just plain God Awful (Ultraviolet). They all have mediocre to lousy acting, second-rate action scenes, & cheesy dialogue. In the case of Ultraviolet, some of the worst so-called "special" effects committed to a big-budget movie. Heck, they're probably at least ten zombie movies out there that are superior to the Resident Evil movies. There has to be something in common that all of them must have.
Are you attracted to adolescent boys? Or women built like them?
Mach6 wrote:Dan Mancini wrote:Mach6 wrote:Ultraviolet
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
The Perfect Getaway
I just can't figure out why all these are my favorites. I mean, except for The Perfect Getaway, they're not in CDouglas' really, really good range. They're at best OK (Extinction) to just plain God Awful (Ultraviolet). They all have mediocre to lousy acting, second-rate action scenes, & cheesy dialogue. In the case of Ultraviolet, some of the worst so-called "special" effects committed to a big-budget movie. Heck, they're probably at least ten zombie movies out there that are superior to the Resident Evil movies. There has to be something in common that all of them must have.
Are you attracted to adolescent boys? Or women built like them?
Really classy, Dan. You could've said that my post was stupid or Milla isn't your type, but you went with a "Are you a pedophile?" joke. Even when Steve & (especially) Andrew insult somebody they don't resort to cheapshots like that. Whatever.
Dan Mancini wrote:It was not to poke a little good-natured fun at Milla Jovovich's rail-thin frame despite the fact that I actually think she's pretty smokin'. Obviously. Because I'm not classy.
Andrew Forbes wrote:Dan Mancini wrote:It was not to poke a little good-natured fun at Milla Jovovich's rail-thin frame despite the fact that I actually think she's pretty smokin'. Obviously. Because I'm not classy.
Grope any choirboys lately, Mancini? Authorities have been notified.
Jon Mercer wrote:Andrew Forbes wrote:Dan Mancini wrote:It was not to poke a little good-natured fun at Milla Jovovich's rail-thin frame despite the fact that I actually think she's pretty smokin'. Obviously. Because I'm not classy.
Grope any choirboys lately, Mancini? Authorities have been notified.
STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!
. My Hulk Hogan'stache IS fully grown.Dan Mancini wrote:Jon Mercer wrote:Andrew Forbes wrote:Dan Mancini wrote:It was not to poke a little good-natured fun at Milla Jovovich's rail-thin frame despite the fact that I actually think she's pretty smokin'. Obviously. Because I'm not classy.
Grope any choirboys lately, Mancini? Authorities have been notified.
STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!
My porn 'stache is almost full grown.
Jon Mercer wrote:. My Hulk Hogan'stache IS fully grown.Dan Mancini wrote:Jon Mercer wrote:Andrew Forbes wrote:Dan Mancini wrote:It was not to poke a little good-natured fun at Milla Jovovich's rail-thin frame despite the fact that I actually think she's pretty smokin'. Obviously. Because I'm not classy.
Grope any choirboys lately, Mancini? Authorities have been notified.
STRANGER DANGER!! STRANGER DANGER!!
My porn 'stache is almost full grown.
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