Case Number 10817

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON

Paramount // 1987 // 1066 Minutes // Not Rated
Reviewed by Appellate Judge Mac McEntire // February 13th, 2007

The Charge

Once upon a time...is now.

Opening Statement

Welcome to one of the great oddities of '80s television. Billed as a "modern day fairy tale," Beauty and the Beast mixed and mashed genres from all over. On the one hand, it's a classical romance, with lovers poetically stating their love for one another while in cavernous rooms filled with roses and candlelight. On the other hand, it's a superhero-ish action series, with a dark hero in a cloak bursting from out of the shadows, slicing villains to pieces with his claws. There's a legal drama aspect to the show, with an assistant district attorney fighting for what's right in a sometimes-imperfect legal system, and there's a fantasy element, with a secret underground world filled with strange characters and mysterious passageways.

Such genre-blending usually means a short life for a TV series, but Beauty and the Beast defied expectations and became a surprise hit. Not only did it earn a handful of Emmy nominations in its first year -- including Best Drama and Best Actor for star Ron Perlman (Hellboy) -- but it also gained status as a "water cooler show" across the country. For a while, Johnny Carson poked fun at it on a nightly basis, making jokes about the show's hero Vincent having a tail and coughing up hairballs. Beauty and the Beast's fan following is still strong today, so a Season One DVD set is a no-brainer. Does this debut season live up to our nostalgic 80s memories, or should it have stayed underground?

Facts of the Case

Catherine Chandler (Linda Hamilton, Terminator 2: Judgment Day) is an up-and-coming lawyer living the high life with the wealthy elite in New York City. But one night, she is attacked, and her face is mutilated by some crooks, who leave her for dead in the streets. She's rescued, though, and nursed to health by an individual named Vincent. Because her face is bandaged, Catherine can't see him, but they instantly connect by speaking to one another. Catherine learns that Vincent is part of a secret society of outcasts living in tunnels far beneath the city. This group is led by a man known only as "Father" (Roy Dotrice, Swimming with Sharks), who raised Vincent since he was abandoned as a baby at the steps of St. Vincent's Hospital -- hence his name.

When Catherine gets her sight back, she quickly discovers the truth. Vincent is not human, but a beastly man-lion creature. Although she initially reacts with fear, Vincent's deep, sensitive soul reaches her, and the two of them form a powerful bond. Despite their many differences, Vincent and Catherine's love is rich and eternal.

Upon returning home, Catherine gets a job as an assistant district attorney, newly devoted to helping those in need. She also takes a self defense course, learning the fine art of New York street fightin'. But her connection with Vincent is also a psychic one, so that whenever she's in more danger than she can handle, he senses it and rushes to her rescue, even if it means he risks discovery by the world above.

The Evidence

That banging sound coming from my bathroom pipes turned out to be a Morse code message. I decoded it and found this episode list:

* "Once Upon a Time in New York"
Here we have the origin story, in which Catherine is attacked and left for dead, only to be rescued and nursed back to health by Vincent. The two form their inseparable bond, and then take on the bad guys responsible for the attack.

* "Terrible Savoir"
When muggers are brutally mauled on the subway, stories of a half-man, half-animal vigilante start circulating around the city. Catherine investigates, fearful that Vincent might have an unseen vicious side to him.

* "Siege"
Catherine's feelings are torn when Elliott Burch (Edward Albert, Falcon Crest), a wealthy developer, takes a romantic interest in her. Meanwhile, Vincent seeks to protect the elderly who are threatened with eviction thanks to Burch's greedy machinations.

* "No Way Down"
While fighting to protect Catherine, Vincent is temporarily blinded, and then taken hostage by a ruthless street gang. This time, it's up to Catherine to rescue him. And am I going mad, or was that a Citizen Kane reference at the end?

* "Masques"
Halloween: the one night of the year in which Vincent can walk around safely in the world above. He and Catherine attend a prestigious masquerade ball, where some political intrigue is afoot regarding an Irish activist.

* "The Beast Within"
It's Catherine vs. organized crime when she investigates the death of a dockworker that could be the work of the Mob. The danger only increases when one Mafia goon finds his way into the tunnels leading to Vincent's home.

* "Nor Iron Bars a Cage"
Catherine is tempted by a new job offer that will take her to Providence, and away from Vincent. While she's torn over what to do, Vincent's safety is jeopardized when he's captured by a pair of unscrupulous scientists.

* "Song of Orpheus"
After receiving a cryptic message, Father announces that, for the first time in 35 years, he must visit the world above. When he does not return, Vincent and Catherine set out in search for him, learning the secrets of his past along the way.

* "Dark Spirit"
Investigating a murder leads Catherine into the mysterious world of voodoo magic, including the image of a mythical spirit that bears a close resemblance to Vincent. Is it just me, or did every '80s fantasy/sci-fi series have to have some kind of voodoo-related episode? Like it was some sort of bylaw or something?

* "A Children's Story"
Homeless children start disappearing off the streets, including a few kids from Vincent's world. Catherine investigates, discovering some children being led into a life of crime. This is one of those "let's all feel sad about the homeless" episodes.

* "An Impossible Silence"
When a deaf girl from below witnesses a police officer's murder, Catherine wants her aid in finding the killer. Vincent, however, feels this could mean she would have to leave the world below permanently.

* "Shades of Gray"
This episode introduces us to Mouse (David Greenlee, Digimon: The Movie), the world below's resident pickpocket and would-be inventor. When Vincent and Father are trapped in a cave-in, Catherine needs Mouse's help to save the day. Meanwhile, evil real estate mogul Elliott Burch returns, and he still has a thing for Catherine.

* "China Moon"
Geek alert! Geek alert! It's a Big Trouble in Little China reunion, with Dennis Dun (Wang), Victor Wong (Lo Pan), James Hong (Egg Chen), and Peter Kwong (Rain) all guest starring in this episode. Rosalind Chao from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is here as well. Oh, and Vincent and Catherine help a Chinatown girl get out of an arranged marriage with a corrupt Chinese businessman. It's all in the reflexes.

* "The Alchemist"
An investigation into a new and very dangerous drug hitting the streets leads Catherine to the sinister Paracelsus (Tony Jay, The Hunchback of Notre Dame), a fan-favorite villain with ties to the world below, and one who might know the secrets of Vincent's mysterious birth.

* "Temptation"
Catherine's boss, Joe Maxwell (Jay Acovone, World Trade Center) falls for an attorney representing a suspect he's prosecuting. This leads to a conspiracy out to ruin his reputation, with Catherine fighting to clear his good name. Vincent, meanwhile, heads deep into the Earth, in search of an undiscovered "crystal cavern."

* "Promises of Someday"
A new attorney joins Catherine at the D.A.'s office, one whose behavior she finds suspicious. When she warns Vincent, it's revealed that this mystery man is a former tunnel dweller, with close personal ties to both Vincent and Father. And that's just the first of many secrets revealed before this one is over.

* "Down to a Sunless Sea"
A former lover of Catherine's reenters her life with a surprise announcement, just as Vincent starts experiencing frightening hallucinations. Are Vincent's fears about this guy and his intentions genuine, or has jealously broken Vincent's noble spirit?

* "Fever"
While opening a sealed tunnel, Mouse discovers a sunken pirate ship filled with treasure (wait...what?) and once word spreads, the world below is overcome with greed. Before long, even violence is breaking out over who gets to keep the treasure. Vincent and Father try to maintain the peace, hoping the ideals of their home can withstand the powerful influence of riches.

* "Everything is Everything"
It turns out Father's group isn't the only secret society in New York. When a boy steals Catherine's purse, she later learns he's a gypsy outcast, banished for a crime committed by his father. Catherine and Vincent help arrange a gypsy trial -- they have their own laws -- to clear the boy's family's good name. The scene in which Vincent confronts two attack dogs is one of the highlights of the entire series.

* "To Reign in Hell"
Paracelsus returns, with a cool new look reminiscent of The Phantom of the Opera. Proving himself to be one evil bastard, he kidnaps Catherine, leading Vincent on a crazed and extremely violent chase through the world below. In this action-packed episode, Paracelsus cements his status as the Lex Luthor to Vincent's Superman.

* "Ozymandias"
The untrustworthy Elliott Burch is back for more sneaky real estate schemes. This time, he's developing a gigantic high rise that, if constructed, could destroy the world below. But that's not the only thing on his mind: he proposes to Catherine. She's now faced with a difficult choice: she agrees to marry him, but only if he'll stop production of the tower.

* "A Happy Life"
After the anniversary of her mother's death, Catherine begins to question the course of her own life, and her relationship with Vincent. Feeling her anguish, Vincent decides that it's best if he and Catherine permanently part ways. Can two very different people from two very different worlds ever truly be together, no matter how connected they feel to one another?

Almost all of the screen romances that have come out of Hollywood since, oh, I'm guessing the '60s have been romantic comedies, where "cute" is a far more potent ingredient than "emotional longing." But Beauty and the Beast goes the opposite route, so that Catherine and Vincent take their love very seriously. When they are alone together, they're professing their undying feelings of eternal love for one another. You'd think the writers would have the two of them race off to the bedroom for some naked woman-on-beast action; but no. Aside from some hand-holding, a head on a shoulder, and the occasional embrace, there's not a lot of physicality to their relationship. Their lovemaking is with their poetic declarations of love, and their wistful gazes into each others' eyes. This is bound to strike some of today's cynical viewers as stodgy and old-fashioned. But, miraculously, it works. This is due to two reasons. One, it's the creators' intent to be old-fashioned, what with the "modern fairy tale" tone they're going for. Second, it's because of the acting.

Take, for example, this sample of dialogue from the Halloween episode:

Vincent: "I've lived here all my life, and yet it is as though I have never seen this city...until tonight."
Catherine: "You've seen so much of the violence and hatred in my world; I wanted you to know there's beauty as well."
Vincent: "I know that...ever since the night I found you, Catherine."

Comes across as a little ludicrous when you read it on screen, doesn't it? After all, no one actually talks like this. But I'll be damned if Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton don't sell it. Consider for a moment Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, I know, these writers can't hold a candle to good ol' Shake, but just bear with me. The balcony scene from R&J is so famous that it reads like an all-time greatest hits list of romantic clichés. Any actors who take on that scene are risking looking like fools in front of an audience. But when you get two actors and a director who really know what they're doing, they can make the most overused dialogue ever written sound natural and heartfelt. Trust me, I've seen it happen. Perlman and Hamilton have a similar effect here. As cornball as their lines might be, these actors deliver them in such a way that we the audience believe they genuinely mean what they're saying. In the hands of any other two actors, this show would have been a failed joke. Perlman and Hamilton deserve all the credit for how the show struck a chord with so many viewers.

At the start of every episode, Vincent describes the qualities in Catherine that he finds so appealing -- her caring and her courage. Vincent is right, as usual. Although it's not discussed often after the first episode, it's clear how much of a transformative effect the violent attack had on Catherine. She gives up the swanky life (but not her super-posh high rise apartment) for a less-than-highbrow job, but it's one in which she strives to help others in any way she can. Obviously, she wishes to protect others from the same type of attack that happened to her. This is why she so fearlessly puts herself in danger. She'll take whatever risk she has to if it means helping someone. Also, although she gets rescued by Vincent on a regular basis, that doesn't mean she can't take care of herself. One of my favorite aspects of the character is her self defense training. In the early episodes, she gets to beat up on the criminal thugs with just as much ferocity as Vincent does. This "any object can be a deadly weapon when in her hands" element fades away into the background as episodes progress, but it helps to know that Catherine is a lot more than just a fragile, wilting flower waiting for her clawed, snarling boyfriend to run to her aide.

Ron Perlman gets to have the fun part, portraying the brooding, wise-beyond-his-years hero. When Vincent enters a room, it's not just an actor hitting his mark, it's an event. There are a lot of shots of Vincent in a doorway, his face covered by his tattered black cloak, with golden light spilling in from behind him. Perlman's face is covered by tons of makeup and long, mane-like hair, so he does a lot of acting with his eyes, just like good actors know how to do. Vincent speaks in a breathy, almost whispery voice. The intent of this is no doubt to make female viewers swoon, but Vincent's voice also reveals how much of a gentle, compassionate soul he is under his animal-like exterior. I can only imagine how lonely and empty he must have been before Catherine entered his life. Sure, he is an admired protector of his underground community, but thanks to Catherine, he is able to have new experiences and adventures instead of just lurking around the sewer acting all gloomy. And even though he likes to stand around making speech after speech about his undying love, Vincent is still pretty cool. He might be part man and part lion, but he's also part Batman. Seeing Vincent go into action hero mode is a glorious thing. Any Bat-fan will no doubt enjoy seeing Vincent skulking around the city shadows, emerging only to beat the living carrot cake out of evil-doers. He's a sensitive romantic and a butt-kicker for justice rolled into one.

It's more or less a given that in any story set in New York, the city becomes a character. That's the case here as well, with an interesting twist. As depicted in Beauty and the Beast, the geography of the city is divided into three layers. The top layer is high society, where Catherine is a "princess," to continue the "fairy tale" metaphor. Here, the creators like to get Catherine dressed up in classy evening gowns and have her attend highbrow functions. It all looks very nice, but there's another side to this, hidden from view. There's almost always corruption brewing under the surface, and it's usually in this setting that we're introduced to the villain of the week. The middle layer of the city is street-level New York, which is, sadly, depicted as a crime- and poverty-ridden hellhole. The set designers have crammed the city streets with all manner of filth and debris in every background, suggesting it to be a chaotic, nightmarish place. Even the subway cars are riddled with trash and graffiti. Hiding here, though, are down on their luck folks just barely struggling to get by. These are the ones that Catherine strives so hard to help, and she's always there to remind us that there are good, hard-working people at this level, and she'll do everything in power to protect them. The final layer of the city exists far below the ground, where Father leads a utopia of sorts. As we gradually learn more and more about the world below, we learn that it too has laws of its own, especially with regards as to who is and isn't invited to belong. A lot of effort is made to make this world look like home. Scenes here are almost always bathed in a golden light, to provide a feeling of warmth. Although it's never explained why the people who live down there dress like renaissance fair rejects, it's shown that they are a community that cares for one another, and that each one has a reason and a purpose there. It's the opposite of the superficial world at the top of the city, in which no one can be trusted and corruption is rampant. Down below is a place where anyone can be themselves -- even a beast.

There's some romanticism in the thought of a group of people secretly living far beneath a large city. I feel that this is because it speaks to people's fascination with the unknown. Walking down the sidewalk in a large city, you know that there are vast tunnels beneath you, such as the subways and the sewers. You know these tunnels can be something of a labyrinth, and there are those who work there, spending all day wandering these otherwise unseen caverns. We know nothing about them or their lives, so we speculate. All right, we already instinctively know that subway maintenance is hard labor, and sewer work is less than glamorous, and yet our imagination still races at the thought of would-be adventurers exploring dark passageways while millions of people in the city above them have go about their daily lives, unaware of their exploits. These underground dwellers have appeared all over speculative fiction -- they've been mutant morlocks, refugee murderers, criminal masterminds, floating markets and, that's right, ninja turtles. In Beauty and the Beast the underworld mythology isn't explored very much at first, with most of the early plots focused on the cases Catherine investigates. As the season progresses, though, it's as if the writers slowly wake up to what a great opportunity for stories the world below represents, and we start learning more and more about it. There's a bridge where Vincent can somehow hear "the voice of the city." We meet Pascal (Armin Shimerman, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), who oversees this world's elaborate Morse code network. We even get glimpses that this underground world extends much deeper and farther than initially indicated, such as when Vincent and Catherine pay a visit to an enormous underground lake in one episode.

Does all this praise mean Beauty and the Beast is a perfect series? Not so much. The show takes itself very seriously, with almost no humor or lighter moments. There are a handful of times when it gets too cheesy for its own good. But thanks to the earnestness of the actors, and the overall "sense of wonder" feeling it contains, it's compulsively watchable, and a fun relic of '80s fantasy. If this sounds like your kind of thing, then check it out. If not, at least give it a try. You might be surprised.

The Rebuttal Witnesses

The original tapes must have been buried in Paracelsus' vault for the last 20 years, because this DVD transfer is seriously hurting. The image here is overly soft -- and not soft in a romantic way, but in a "someone just sneezed on the camera lens" way. Add to that a significant amount of nicks and grain, and you've got a subpar visual presentation. In the episode "Promises of Someday," there's a big reveal when Catherine finds a message carved into a wall. But the picture quality is so bad that I couldn't tell what word was carved there. (To be fair, it wasn't that big of a surprise.) The mono sound is decent, but when Vincent lets out his lion's roar, I want to hear it booming out of all my speakers, making the floors rumble and waking up the neighbors. Instead, what we get is unimpressive. I'm sure if the DVD producers were here, they'd make a big speech about how they did the best they could with what they had, but I don't know. We've seen miraculous restorations of films and TV shows much more obscure than this from companies much smaller than Paramount. The fans have waited a long time for this release. They deserve better.

Similarly, there are no extras. Oh, wait, on the first disc there's one of those trailers that lists a bunch of upcoming releases at once. So for all intents and purposes, there are no extras. I get that Perlman and Hamilton moved on to bigger and more fame-inducing projects, but how about seeking out some of the writers and directors? George R.R. Martin contributed several scripts to the series, and as of this writing, his Game of Thrones books are in currently development as a series, so he'd be a great choice to comment here. Also, makeup and special effects whiz Rick Baker (The Howling) created Vincent's catlike look, so he would have been another excellent voice to add to this set. There are another one and a half seasons to go, so there's still hope that future volumes will include some looks behind the scenes.

Other nitpicks:
* This is an '80s show, so you know what that means: '80s fashions, '80s hair, big-ass '80s sunglasses, music video fog, neon signs placed randomly in backgrounds, "street gangs" made up of white guys wearing headbands and denim vests, etc. Me, I know shows like this are a product of their time, and there's enough positive here that I can overlook these superficial trappings. Some of you, though, might be so overwhelmed with constant thoughts of "What is she wearing?" to enjoy this.
* The theme song, composed by Lee Holdridge (The Beastmaster), is lovely and it fits the tone of the series nicely. But do we really need to hear it every couple of seconds?
* Early on, there's a scene in which a detective spots an entrance to the world below, and promises to investigate. I guess he got transferred to another department or something, because we never see him again.
* The first episode establishes that Vincent has a secret entrance to the basement of Catherine's building. So why does he scale the outside of her building to appear on her balcony in so many other episodes?

Closing Statement

"You two share something quite extraordinary. Something that touches the best in all of us."
-- Father

There's no way a "perfect love" like Vincent's and Catherine's could ever really exist, but it certainly makes for a nice fantasy, as does the thought of a secret tunnel-dwelling society and a savage lion-like superhero. Beauty and the Beast gives us a chance to indulge those fantasies, even if it's just for a little while.

The Verdict

Beauty and the Beast: The Complete First Season is found not guilty. For this shoddy DVD release, though, Paramount must face Vincent's wrath.

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Scales of Justice
Video: 50
Audio: 60
Extras: 1
Acting: 90
Story: 90
Judgment: 72

Perp Profile
Studio: Paramount
Video Formats:
* Full Frame

Audio Formats:
* Dolby Digital 1.0 Mono (English)

Subtitles:
* None

Running Time: 1066 Minutes
Release Year: 1987
MPAA Rating: Not Rated

Distinguishing Marks
* None

Accomplices
* IMDb
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0092319/combined

* Songs of the Blue Bird (Fan Site)
http://www.beautyandthebeast-tv.com/bluebird/songs.html

* The Perlman Pages
http://www.theperlmanpages.i12.com/index.htm

* Linda Hamilton Online
http://www.lhow.com/

* Roy Dotrice Fan Site
http://www.roydotrice.com/