MPI // 2009 // 75 Minutes // Not Rated
Reviewed by Appellate Judge Mac McEntire // July 27th, 2011
Remember Once? Sure you do. It was that small, charming movie from Ireland about two young musicians who fell in love while writing a song together. It struck a chord (heh) with audiences for being a simple story told well, without the usual Hollywood bombast. How do you suppose director John Carney followed such a movie? With Zonad, one of the raunchiest, most nonsensical, and downright silliest comedies I've seen in a long time.
In a small village somewhere in Ireland, after a night of stargazing, the Cassidy family returns home to find a strange man (Simon Delaney) in their home. He's dressed all in red and wearing a silver helmet, so the family assumes he is a space alien. He confirms their belief, telling them he is a visitor from the stars, and that his name is Zonad.
The family welcomes the stranger into their home, just as the people of the village welcome him to the community, offering him free food and generous amounts of free beer. Zonad sets his eyes on the Cassidy family's virginal yet buxom daughter Jenny (Janice Byrne, Primeval), as well as several other young ladies of the village, much to the chagrin of Jenny's wealthy boyfriend Guy (Rory Keenan).
What no one in the village knows is that Zonad has a secret, one far more earthly than spacey. When his fellow "alien," a fellow calling himself Bonad (David Pearse), arrives, suddenly the battle is on -- not so much the battle for Earth, but for who has the right to the village's free booze.
Zonad is pure silliness from beginning to end. This is "anything for a laugh" comedy. Everything is exaggerated into cartoonishness, the cast goes to great lengths to humiliate themselves, and no one is afraid of lowbrow gross-outs for the sake of a lowbrow gross-outs. Things like plot and character get chucked aside so that everything can be goofy. It shouldn't work, and the whole thing should be annoying, but somehow all the pieces come together with hilarious results.
A big key to Zonad's comedic success is its cast. These folks know just what kind of movie this is, and they embrace it. Delaney, as the title alien, adopts a slightly otherworldly manner when speaking, while the whole time his eyes and facial expressions are reacting far more humanly, as he stays one step ahead of the clueless villagers while also worrying about eventually being found out. It helps that the villagers are indeed clueless, acting just like characters from stereotypical 1950s sitcoms, where husbands and wives call each other "dear," and teenagers exclaim, "gee whiz." It's all exaggerated for yuks, of course, and this means that the audience is in on Zonad's joke, and we're playing it right along with him. That way, we're invested in what happens, despite the whole "unlikable protagonist" conundrum.
Make no mistake, these characters are unlikable. Zonad is scamming not just a family but an entire town out of all its food and beer, and its daughters as well. His behavior comes back to haunt him once Bonad shows up, so there is some comeuppance. Zonad's struggle against Bonad, though, is less about having an epiphany and changing his ways, but about longing to return to gouging the hapless villagers out of their alcohol. Therefore, Zonad coming to his senses and changing his ways ends up being just as silly and nonsensical as everything else in the movie.
Also know that this is not a movie for the kiddies. Antics such as public drunkenness, people urinating on each other, and grown men lusting after underage girls are all played for laughs, and this will turn off many viewers, no matter how ridiculous it is portrayed. There's an odd subplot featuring the local cop, who is so loyal to Zonad after Zonad buys him a pint that he brutalizes anyone who speaks against Zonad. He has some funny bits, but mostly the guy is so vile that he seems out of place in the otherwise squeaky-clean village.
Special mention must be made of the score, by Brian Byrne. At turns, it evokes classic John Williams with big outer-space fanfare, and then the overly-sanitized small town aesthetic. The music punctuates the comedy excellently, sometimes solely serving as a punch line. The score actually makes the comedy funnier.
Zonad crash-lands onto DVD with an anamorphic transfer that's bright and clean, making the small Irish village look vivid and colorful. The 2.0 sound doesn't do Byrne's score any favors, but is decent. Extras are a laid-back director's commentary and the theatrical trailer.
Both the packaging and the movie's Amazon page reveal the big plot twist, so if you want to go into this one without being spoiled, be wary.
This is another case where it is difficult to put into words exactly why it is funny. All I can do throw up my arms and say, "I laughed. A lot." If you're looking for some comedy that's absurd, take-no-prisoners, and downright silly, then check out Zonad.
Not guilty, earthlings.
Review content copyright © 2011 Mac McEntire; Site layout and review format copyright © 1998 - 2013 HipClick Designs LLC
Scales of Justice
* 1.78:1 Anamorphic
* Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (English)
Running Time: 75 Minutes
Release Year: 2009
MPAA Rating: Not Rated