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Bratz Babyz Save Christmas

Lionsgate // 2007 // 74 Minutes // Not Rated
Reviewed by Judge David Johnson // January 4th, 2014

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All Rise...

Judge David Johnson thinks DCYF needs to report to the Bratz Babyz house immediately.

The Charge

Deck the halls with holiday fun!

The Case

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about Criterions
Packaged in their high-end sleeves

I just want something decent to watch
That doesn't feel like a boot to my crotch
Mr. Editor, make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is…ewwwww

I don't ask for a lot for Verdict
I'll review all sorts of crap
But is it that much to ask
A respite from this Bratz pap?!

Who on Earth is watching this?
Who endures this much pain?
And worse, they're Bratz Babyz
My soul will never be cleansed of this stain!

Please just give me something fine,
My pain threshold is a mile wide,
Mr. Editor, tell me you've got my back,
All I want for Christmas is…akkkkkkk

Bratz Babyz? This is some real dumb stuff,
You don't even begin to know,
Four toddlers all made up like tramps,
Traipsing through the Christmas snow

On a mission to save orphans (I think) Rendered in the worst CG,
That's it! Time for another drink!
(Blacking out; that's the key)

Please just show me some mercy!
I've worked so hard for these nine years!
Dear Mr. Editor, I beg for lenience!
All I want for Christmas is…tears.

I'm just gonna keep on waiting,
Underneath the mistletoe,
I won't choose from the request list,
It's how, frankly, I'm letting you know
That you can't exploit my good intentions,
My love of movies and TV,
So you better start sending digital confections,
I will stand these Bratz no more!

All I want for Christmas is…the continued privilege and opportunity to write for this fine site.

I apologize for the outburst.

The Verdict

You can do better by your kids than this. Wrap up some reindeer turds instead and stick that in their stockings.

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Scales of Justice

Judgment: 50

Perp Profile

Studio: Lionsgate
Video Formats:
• Full Frame
Audio Formats:
• Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (English)
• English
Running Time: 74 Minutes
Release Year: 2007
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
• All Ages
• Animation
• Bad
• Christmas
• Comedy

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