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Big Meat Eater

Koch Vision // 1982 // 82 Minutes // Rated PG
Reviewed by Judge Paul Corupe (Retired) // May 17th, 2005

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All Rise...

Judge Paul Corupe's review has been sponsored by the Canadian Fast Food Council, which reminds you that meat is part of any balanced diet.

The Charge

"Pleased to Meet You, Meat to Please You"

Opening Statement

Before every wannabe filmmaker had unfettered access to the combined filmographies of Edward D. Wood Jr. and William Castle, B-movie parodies were more than just a collection of knowing references for genre geeks. Films like John Landis's Schlock and The Rocky Horror Picture Show made an impact on audiences by mixing the ingredients of grade-Z filmmaking into an intoxicating cocktail that was often even stranger than their inspirations. Released in 1982, the tragically obscure Big Meat Eater is another agreeable pastiche of pulp trash, an unusual musical/sci-fi/horror/comedy about aliens, Turkish butchers, and radioactive deli meat. Both a tribute and a takeoff on B-film and blind optimism in science, this consciously cult Canadian classic follows a cast of eccentric characters as they look forward to the mysterious future from the quaint small town of Burquitlam, British Columbia somewhere in the 1950s.

Facts of the Case

After being fired from his job as town hall boiler-minder by corrupt Mayor Rigatoni (Howard Taylor, Boom), Turkish behemoth Abdullah (Clarence "Big" Miller, A Name for Evil) murders his boss in cold blood. Donning his fez and hitting the streets, Abdullah soon finds himself in the employ of town butcher and eternal optimist Bob Sanderson (George Dawson, The Grey Fox). Unbeknownst to Bob, however, Abdullah is more interested in using the meat cooler as a hiding place for the Mayor's body than he is in slicing up orders of cold cuts.

Meanwhile, just above the earth, a pair of aliens (convincingly portrayed by wind-up toys) discover that the butcher shop is a rich source of "Balonium," a radioactive fuel created when Bob's meat scraps fuse with the chemicals in his septic tank. In order to harvest the Balonium, the space invaders bring the Mayor back to life, who in turn hires construction contractor Joe Wyzinski (Stephen Dimopoulos, Happy Gilmore) to build a large pavilion of the future called "Vision of Tomorrowland." Of course, Tomorrowland is really a landing pad for the aliens, and it's to be built right on the site of the butcher shop, which Bob learns must be torn down immediately. But before the job can begin, Joe's nerdy son Jan (Andrew Gillies, The Virgin Suicides) also identifies the Balonium as a potential fuel source for his own homemade space rocket, and makes plans to get to it first.

The Evidence

Almost a decade before Big Meat Eater played its first darkened theatre, likeminded university students Laurence Keane, Chris Windsor, and Mike Chechik were collaborating on a variety of short film projects. Sharing a love of the comic, the trio made a 1950s beach party/horror spoof called Campus Carnage, as well as Roofman, a tongue-in-cheek reaction to Vancouver's soaring rent rates, and It Takes Two, a venereal disease film contracted by the BC government that they somehow managed to turn into a comedy. After graduating, the budding filmmakers came up with an idea for a feature film called The Butcher of Burquitlam.

Burquitlam, as it is colloquially known, refers to a small area between the Vancouver suburbs of Burnaby and Coquitlam. "I was fascinated by this little community," explains Laurence Keane. "It consisted of basically a strip mall with a centerpiece store—a butcher's shop. It kind of summed up the feelings we had about Vancouver and Canada at this time: Burquitlam was a charming, insulated island stuck in the 1950s." At the end of the 1970s, Keane, Windsor, and Chechik finally developed the Butcher into a script, a satire on earnest Canadian films of the period. "The idea evolved into a film about multiculturalism, small town attitudes, a Canadian butcher, his murdering Turkish apprentice, aliens, and allegiance to the Queen-all set to music," he says. With Keane producing and Windsor directing, the film—renamed Big Meat Eater—finally went in front of cameras in 1980, and the result was one of Canada's strangest film endeavors.

It's easy for a modern audience to see how Windsor and Keane might have been riffing on established cult classics The Rocky Horror Picture Show with its campy musical aspirations, and Plan 9 from Outer Space, with a "grave robbers from outer space" plot, but Big Meat Eater is less interested in handing out perfunctory nods to B-classics than it is concerned with manipulating familiar conventions to create something on its own. Threading a clever and humorous meat motif throughout the film, Big Meat Eater ties together three wildly different tales about alien invaders resurrecting the dead, a murdering apprentice butcher, and a do-it-yourself teenage astronaut hopeful. The film's schizophrenic script tackles the unrestrained self-assurance of the 1950s, making impossible leaps from community talent shows to the birth of universal languages to fortune tellers in an anarchic pattern known only to the screenwriters. The sets may be threadbare and the special effects hokey, but unlike an Ed Wood film, the ideas, satire, and bewildering pace of the story on screen prove enough to distract the viewer from any budgetary shortcomings.

But Big Meat Eater is more than just a top notch 1950s B-movie spoof; it also holds a place as one of the first English-Canadian films to turn a gently mocking eye back towards the Great White North. With a bevy of nostalgic Canadian references, including a decades-old radio broadcast of Maurice "Rocket" Richard's 500th goal, the film lampoons the attitudes and prejudices of the people of Burquitlam, who have put their faith in a future of kitchen appliances rather than the people of their community. The film plays with Canadian concepts of multiculturalism, portraying the Italian Mayor as a mob boss, Abdullah as a "bloodthirsty Turk," and the Wyzinski clan as walking Eastern European stereotypes who snack on whole cloves of garlic—all except for Jan, who has completely assimilated to Burquitlam society and adopted a heavy British accent. Like the portrait of the Queen on the Mayor's wall and the townspeople's determination to erect monuments to a naïve vision of the future, Big Meat Eater politely skewers a Canadian mindset that is forever looking ahead while relying on the antiquated values of the past. This is nicely underscored by the film's musical score, which serves up big band style show tunes beside progressive new wave tracks by Vancouver underground heroes UJ3RK5, a group that at one point featured cyberpunk scribe William Gibson.

Considering the nature of the film, the performances are surprisingly better than they should be, and the film works because the frenzied satire is played completely straight by the actors involved. George Dawson is especially great as happy-go-lucky butcher Bob Sanderson and he's nicely contrasted by Andrew Gillies's troubled teenage science whiz Jan. Living up to his nickname, the 300+ pound "Big" Miller also proves a formidable presence in the film, despite no discernable trace of acting talent. A trombonist and singer, Miller performed with the Duke Ellington Orchestra in the 1950s before settling in Alberta and becoming a mainstay on the Canadian jazz scene before his death in 1992. In a role that is quite reminiscent of Tor Johnson's turn as the monstrous Lobo in Bride of the Monster, Miller plods through the town, mumbling and glowering at Bob's increasingly alarmed customers.

Although clearly overdubbed, the song and dance numbers rank among the film's many highlights. Miller is virtually mute in the film's straight dialogue sequences, but he frequently takes the opportunity to break into jazzy, up tempo songs like "The Baghdad Boogie" and the movie's theme song, "Big Meat Eater," in which Abdullah proclaims his hatred for fruits and veggies while using his bare hands to tear through whole chickens and steaks. Others get to stretch their vocal chords too—the Mayor celebrates his reanimation by belting out a heart touching ballad, and, in my favorite scene from the film, Jan and Bob deliver a manic, Devo-esque song about the importance of chemicals to modern life while dancing spastically with circuit boards.

Big Meat Eater was originally picked up for theatrical distribution by New Line, who financed a new ending before sending it briefly to theatres. Most fans of the film, however, discovered the film after it was released on VHS by Media in the mid-1980s. Koch Vision's new DVD upgrade isn't a giant step beyond the old video copy, but that's mostly due to the budget and source problems of the original film. The print is still pretty grainy, and the soundtrack is still inaudible in certain passages—mostly Abdullah's grunted lines, but considering the humble origins of the film, this is probably about as good as the film is ever going to look. As for extras, all we get is a lone photo gallery.

Closing Statement

Maybe it's the toe-tapping songs, maybe it's the subversive satire, or maybe it's just the frenzied kitchen sink approach to filmmaking, but Big Meat Eater works far better than it should; an indescribably goofy treat that rebuilds the 1950s clichés from the ground up and twists them just enough to set itself apart from the run-of-the-mill creature feature parodies. Perhaps the finest cult film to ever come from the chillier side of the 49th parallel, Big Meat Eater is a pioneering grade-Z spoof that pulses with an infectious energy that trumps its obvious micro-budget.

The Verdict

Not guilty. The top of the food chain is the place for me!

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Scales of Justice

Video: 72
Audio: 73
Extras: 20
Acting: 88
Story: 81
Judgment: 85

Perp Profile

Studio: Koch Vision
Video Formats:
• Full Frame
Audio Formats:
• Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
• Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (English)
Subtitles:
• None
Running Time: 82 Minutes
Release Year: 1982
MPAA Rating: Rated PG
Genres:
• Comedy
• Concerts and Musicals
• Horror
• Science Fiction

Distinguishing Marks

• Photo Gallery

Accomplices

• IMDb
• Official Site








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