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All Rise...Judge David Johnson has his own theory about this show: he thinks Dora's been exposed to lead paint and is just hallucinating the talking map and Boots the monkey. Editor's NoteOur reviews of Dora The Explorer: Animal Adventures (published June 7th, 2006), Dora The Explorer: Big Sister Dora (published June 1st, 2005), Dora The Explorer: Dora Celebrates Three Kings Day! (published December 24th, 2008), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Big Birthday Adventure (published August 16th, 2010), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Butterfly Ball (published March 23rd, 2013), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Christmas (published December 6th, 2004), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure (published December 9th, 2009), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Slumber Party (published September 11th, 2010), Dora The Explorer: It's A Party (published August 4th, 2005), Dora The Explorer: It's Haircut Day (published May 8th, 2011), Dora The Explorer: Save The Day (published February 3rd, 2006), Dora The Explorer: Super Babies (published November 2nd, 2005), and Dora The Explorer: Undercover Dora (published February 8th, 2008) are also available. The ChargeHola. Opening StatementThat conquistador-in-training, Dora, is back for another round of educational, problem-solving, preschool-friendly, sorta-interactive episodes. Facts of the CaseDora the Explorer tracks the adventures of its diminutive, titular star, as she parades through her massive backyard, which seems to incorporate every known ecological system on the planet: jungles, mountains, plains, tundra, forests, the planes of Oblivion; it's all there for Dora to traipse through. The show is aimed squarely at the tiny tots. Each adventure has Dora consulting her big, colorful map, with the route clearly picked out, so that any young viewer will be able to follow along easily. As she proceeds on her adventure (usually no more involved than "Dora wants to go to the field and pick a strawberry"), she'll come into contact with various impasses that require basic problem-solving skills. This is where your rugrat presumably comes in, shouting out the answers and interacting with Dora. That's about it. Along the way Dora tosses out some beginner Spanish phrases, but mainly it's about the kids fine-tuning their introductory solution recognition. The EvidenceDora the Explorer is one of those cartoons that I can objectively say "I understand why small children enjoy this," but my grown-up, personal feelings are more along the lines of "This crap is annoying." This show grates on me, and, thankfully, I don't have any children yet so I can still take solace in some Viking death scenes from The 13th Warrior to cleanse my palate after one go-round with Dora. I shudder to think the cartoons that will incessantly be on replay in the Johnson household when the first-born does hit the TV-age. Dora just bugs the heck out of me. That big head, those gaping eyes, and her need to constantly speak at abnormally high volume—eccch. Sure I can appreciate the level of interactivity the producers have tried to create with her adventures, but the utter lack of storyline, and the general goofiness of an animated Spanish girl imploring the viewer to help select the right log to cross the river with is a bit much. Enough of my jaded sourpuss barbs. This show is not made with the thoughts and sensibilities of David Johnson, 28-year-old homeowner from southern New Hampshire in mind. This disc brings four episodes of Dora mayhem: • "Dora's First Trip" • "Best Friends" • "Tree House" • "Chocolate Tree" There you have it, four solid Dora episodes complete with the multiple paths and the floating arrows and the cutesy map that I want to punch in the mouth and a slew of animal friends. It's full frame and 2.0 stereo all the way, and only a "Best Friends," music video accompanies. Closing StatementFor me, Dora is as irritating as skin rash, but I get why kids dig her. If those kids happen to be yours, then this disc should keep them yelling "Go left!" or "Look behind the elephant droppings!" for a long time. Good luck with all that. The VerdictBoots is sentenced to death. Give us your feedback!Did we give Dora The Explorer: Dora's First Trip a fair trial? yes / no Other Reviews You Might Enjoy
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