Judge David Johnson thinks Boots can go straight to Hell.
Our reviews of Dora The Explorer: Animal Adventures (published June 7th, 2006), Dora The Explorer: Big Sister Dora (published June 1st, 2005), Dora The Explorer: Dora Celebrates Three Kings Day! (published December 24th, 2008), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Big Birthday Adventure (published August 16th, 2010), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Butterfly Ball (published March 23rd, 2013), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Christmas (published December 6th, 2004), Dora The Explorer: Dora's Christmas Carol Adventure (published December 9th, 2009), Dora The Explorer: Dora's First Trip (published April 11th, 2006), Dora The Explorer: It's A Party (published August 4th, 2005), Dora The Explorer: It's Haircut Day (published May 8th, 2011), Dora The Explorer: Save The Day (published February 3rd, 2006), Dora The Explorer: Super Babies (published November 2nd, 2005), and Dora The Explorer: Undercover Dora (published February 8th, 2008) are also available.
She's Nickelodeon's cash cow and the bane of humanity. She is Dora and with her grating, high-pitched voice, she will rupture the ear canals of dogs. And where is her nose? Don't get me started on that.
For Dora's Slumber Party, this malevolent being beckons you into her boudoir for six episodes of anthropomorphic map conversation, purple monkeys dressed in human clothes, and introductory Spanish lessons.
• "Boots's Cuddly Dinosaur"
• "The Lost City"
• "Super Babies' Dream Adventure"
• "Little Star"
• "Dora Had a Little Lamb"
There you have it: 147 minutes of a continuous nightmare. But your kids should like it. Full frame, 2.0 stereo, no extras, the end.
Guilty of filling my heart with darkness and despair.
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