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All Rise...Judge David Johnson burns fat like a motherf-er. The ChargeShed pounds and have fun. The CaseSounds good to me! I like having fun! And shedding pounds! Ironically enough, I was just talking about my desire to have fun and shed pounds with some old friends, not that long ago… A few days ago ZEPHYR: Is that Dave? COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: Where? ZEPHYR: Over there, wearing that hot pink beret, screaming at the park bench. COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: I think it is…Dave! Dave! Over here! DAVE: Oh, hey guys! I didn't see you sitting there. ZEPHYR: What've you been up to? The last time we talked was…in the Biodome, right? DAVE: Yep, yep. The Biodome. What are you guys doing in the park at this time of night? COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: I'll give you two guesses. DAVE: Jarts? COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: Jarts. ZEPHYR: I have to say, Dave, you're looking quite fit. DAVE: I thank you for that kind observation, sir. I am indeed feeling pretty good these days. COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: You, my friend, are svelte! ZEPHYR: Yes, svelte. That's an excellent word for your current condition. DAVE: I wish I could say my remarkable metabolism is responsible for the Adonis you see before you, but this Olympian physique is a result of a lot of hard work. COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: I'm quickly losing interest in this story. ZEPHYR: Me too. DAVE: I owe all of my bodily success to Dancing with the Stars: Fat-Burning Cardio Dance. COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: Wow…look at the time! Sorry Dave, gotta go. We've got a tandem orthodontist appointment. DAVE: Hosted by dancers Chelsi, Edyta, and Kym, Cardio Dance focuses on fat-burning routines. ZEPHYR: Oh man, is that a rhinoceros on the loose?! We better get out of here… DAVE: There are three workouts, each using a specific dance style: the low-impact Mambo Mix, the accessible Hollywood Jazz, and the high-octane hip-hop flavored Hustle and Pop. Each routine runs 15 minutes, with a cooldown clocking in at five minutes. The disc features a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen transfer, 2.0 stereo, a custom dance builder, and a music-only option. COMMANDER KNOCKWURST: Golly, I do believe my appendix has burst. See you around, Dave! The VerdictNot Guilty. Hello thong! Give us your feedback!Did we give Dancing With The Stars: Fat-Burning Cardio Dance a fair trial? yes / no |
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