Judge David Johnson ain't no holla back girl.
Don't run…haul ass!
Friends, cabin, killer, screaming, deaths, etc.
Facts of the Case
Monica St. John (Shelli Boone) is a popular celebrity and the star of a mediocre sitcom. She's looking to branch out into new projects, despite the desperate pleas of her scummy agent.
To blow off some steam she accepts an invitation to head to a secluded cabin for a weekend of recreation with some friends. But—you know what's coming—this momentary peace is shattered when a killer begins killing. That's what killers do. They kill. And they love killing idiots, which Monica's pals turn out to be, but what else would you expect?
I guess Holla would be considered "urban horror" and in fact describes itself as such on the disc cover, but I'm not sure if it would qualify for that genre. Actually, I don't know what urban horror really is. Slaughter that takes place on the streets? Or a horror film featuring a predominantly African-American cast? If it's the latter, then Holla scores; if it's the former, it's disqualified because, like every other slasher movie ever made, all the mayhem transpires at a cabin in the woods.
And this is why Holla ultimately stands as a forgettable, straight-to-DVD production: it's like everything else out there. A bunch of friends go to a cabin and get killed and freak out. And that's your movie. What differentiates slashers films from the endless hordes of like-minded adventures can be boiled down to a few aspects, in my opinion: quality of the villain, quality of the deaths, and quality of the characters. There's some other stuff too, but I'm already getting bored with this review.
"Quality of the Villain"
"Quality of the Deaths"
"Quality of the Characters"
That's about all I got for you with this movie.
Picture (1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen) and sound (5.1 Dolby Digital) are efficient. The video, shot digitally, looks fine and holds up through the extensive night scenes. For extras, you'll get a commentary from director H.M. Coakley, writer Camille Irons Coakley and actress Shelli Boone and a nifty making-of documentary.
Seriously, that's all I've got.
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• Making-of Documentary
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