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House Of Whipcord

Media Blasters // 1974 // 102 Minutes // Rated R
Reviewed by Judge Steve Evans (Retired) // May 19th, 2006

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All Rise...

Judge Steve Evans says this would-be psychotronic chiller is like celluloid Lunestra.

Editor's Note

Our review of The Pete Walker Collection (Blu-ray), published December 28th, 2012, is also available.

The Charge

Many young girls have entered these gates—none have yet come out!

Opening Statement

Nothing like the screaming tagline would suggest, House of Whipcord is actually a muddled meditation on stuffy English morality, circa 1974. A failed satire of aging British bluenoses and their obsession with law and order, the film is poorly photographed, with often unintelligible cockney dialogue delivered by amateurs. Here is that rarest of exploitation films—utterly pretentious without even the redeeming values of gratuitous nudity and violence that might recommend it to the grindhouse crowd.

Facts of the Case

A gorgeous French model (Penny Irving, Vampira) finds herself a captive in the House of Whipcord, where disturbed old women dish out corporal punishment (off screen) and random torture to "immoral" girls in an effort to redeem them. Her crime? Posing for magazines.

Robert Tayman (The Internecine Project) plays Mark E. Desade (ho, ho), a young English dandy (a fancy lad wearing lace-up shirts!) who seduces women and lures them to their doom at the House of Whipcord under pretense of meeting his parents. Dad's a senile old man. Ma and her crew of crusty bitches keep the whips and shackles well-oiled in the dungeon for spankings, bondage, and compulsory Bible reading (hence the shackles, one supposes).

The captive young women are allowed only three strikes on their road back to righteousness. One mistake earns solitary confinement, a second infraction results in a flogging; three strikes, you're dead.

Clearly not hip to his own hypocrisy, Desade keeps the crazy harridans who run The House of Whipcord stocked with nubile beauties who must stand trial before dad—a sightless old codger (blind justice—get it?). Whippings, rats, and a bit of tame T&A round out the offerings as the film drags along to a tidy yet humdrum conclusion.

The Evidence

Directed by cheapo auteur Pete Walker (Schizo), this picture fails on almost every level. As exploitation trash, the T&A and shock quotient is so low it barely registers. As satire, whatever point Walker intended to make is lost under ponderous pontificating by terminally untalented actors.

The film falters even at the level of basic craftsmanship. Walker liked to shoot day-for-night, but he forgot to tell the cinematographer when to stop dialing down the damned f-stop on the camera lens. Most of the time this picture is so dark that no one can tell who's doing what or to whom.

The supporting players act like they suffer from narcolepsy. The music could induce a migraine. In order for the story even to function at the most basic level of credibility, we must believe in characters so mind-numbingly stupid as to be almost deserving of their fate.

Let me be clear: House of Whipcord does not transcend its limitations to reach those rarified B-movie heights of so-bad-it's-good. This one's just a disappointing waste of time. For real terror and fascinating subtext in the "kidnapped and tortured" subgenre of horror films, buy Hostel, instead. That's the real deal.

The anamorphic transfer is mediocre, pocked here and there with flecks of dirt and scratches lingering from the source materials. Audio options include a new 5.1 mix, although the occasional, jolting "blaaaaat!" indicates something has gone very wrong with the original optical soundtrack.

Extras include a not-bad photo gallery and six trailers of other Walker films, including this one. Of the trailers, Die Screaming Marianne looks the most promising, if only for the presence of Susan George (Straw Dogs).

The Rebuttal Witnesses

Director Walker acknowledges on the commentary track that he just wanted to make films and turn a profit, but didn't have time to play the studio game. He's refreshingly candid in his remarks and seems slightly bemused by the fuss his fans have made over his decidedly low-rent oeuvre through the years. This seems to be a case of a retired director coming to terms with the actual merit of a film completed half a lifetime ago: He had some fun, made a few pounds (this is a British picture, remember?), and moved on.

Closing Statement

House of Whipcord is the work of a director whose ambitions exceed his abilities. Let's give kudos for trying, especially on a wee budget. Still, this is worth no more than a rental, at best, and only then for die-hard students of psychotronic films who want to complete their education.

The Verdict

Sporadically creepy though ultimately dull, House of Whipcord stands guilty of curing my insomnia.

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Scales of Justice

Video: 70
Audio: 70
Extras: 80
Acting: 50
Story: 50
Judgment: 64

Perp Profile

Studio: Media Blasters
Video Formats:
• 1.85:1 Anamorphic
Audio Formats:
• Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
• Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono (English)
Subtitles:
• None
Running Time: 102 Minutes
Release Year: 1974
MPAA Rating: Rated R
Genres:
• Bad
• Exploitation
• Foreign
• Horror

Distinguishing Marks

• Director's Commentary
• Photo Gallery
• Six Trailers of Walker's Films

Accomplices

• IMDb








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