The Evidence
The 20 episodes are spread among six discs, arranged in the order that they
originally aired in 1987. (Episodes will be rated with the
"MacGyver-Household-Items-Turned-Into-Crazy-Inventions
System"—the cooler the invention, the better the episode; for this
review, we will be using a hammer, some sewing needles, nine red thumbtacks, a
bottle of seltzer water, an old Kit Kat wrapper, a faded poster of Bananarama,
and a deflated volleyball.)
Disc One:
• "Lost Love (Part 1)"
MacGyver kicks off the season in style: battling Soviets! Along with perpetual
guest star Bruce McGill, who plays the footloose and annoying Jack Dalton,
MacGyver must prevent the Red Menace from pilfering a priceless Chinese
artifact. To make matters interesting, an old flame is also involved.
MacGyver Makes: A rudimentary pair of vise grips.
• "Lost Love (Part 2)"
Jack and Mac are now faced
with the impossible task of stealing the Chinese artifact to trade for
MacGyver's ex-girlfriend. Jack acts like a jackass again.
MacGyver
Makes: Fireproof toenail clippers.
• "Back From the Dead"
It's MacGyver versus the
Mafia when an informant turns up and his family is soon targeted by the mob.
What ensue are the antics of the most hapless Wiseguys in history.
MacGyver Makes: A semi-functional pasta strainer.
• "Ghost Ship"
Desperate for ideas, the writers
pit MacGyver against Bigfoot. Before things turn into The X-Files we get
the old Scooby-Doo plot twist.
MacGyver Makes: A lapel flower that
squirts WD-40 (which is as silly as this goofy episode).
Disc Two:
• "Fire and Ice"
A friend
of MacGyver's is killed by a scummy diplomat, who then plays the old
"diplomatic immunity" card. MacGyver crafts an elaborate setup to get
the diplomat deported to whatever vague Eastern European country he hails from.
We meet recurring character Nikki Carpenter (Elyssa Davolos).
MacGyver
Makes:An orange peeler that tells time.
• "GX-1"
Not the new MacGyver fragrance for men,
but rather the code name for a top-secret military stealth fighter that the
Phoenix Foundation has been working on. The fighter has crashed near the East
German border, and Mac must get to the wreckage before the dirty Soviets, who,
thankfully, can be deterred by a smack in the face with a fishing pole. Nikki
Carpenter returns.
MacGyer Makes: A Communist-face-smacking fishing
pole.
• "Jack in the Box"
File this one in the
"Sure, whatever" category. MacGyver races down South to bail Jack
Dalton out of another tight spot, only to be tossed into a work camp for no
apparent reason. Crazier still, he learns that Jack is also in the camp,
voluntarily, to dig for a fortune rumored to be buried in a zinc mine. The most
amazing part is that MacGyver doesn't hog-tie his friend and fillet him with his
pocketknife for dragging him into the mess.
MacGyver Makes: A small
box to store paper clips and assorted desktop items.
• "The Widowmaker"
Now we're talking. After a
tragic climbing accident, Mac is left mourning his dead friend. As he closes
himself off, Murdoc (Michael Des Barres), his arch-nemesis, shows up to
terrorize him. The Murdoc episodes, no matter how preposterous (come on, buddy,
if you want him dead so badly, slip a Copperhead into his bathtub or something),
are my favorites, and always the most entertaining. This one is one of the
better shows, as Murdoc goes crazy with land mines, a flamethrower, and a sniper
rifle. This is the Mac I fondly remember!
MacGyver Makes: A
nuclear-powered chainsaw.
Disc Three:
• "Hell Week"
Another
fun episode. MacGyver is brought back to his alma mater to judge a physics
competition. Unfortunately, there's a dirty cheater willing to do anything to
win, even if that means shafting the dean's high-strung, drug-addicted genius
son. Sure, you'll have to endure some syrupy father-son proselytizing, but the
barricade contest is cool. As an added bonus, there's a bomb to defuse!
MacGyver Makes: A robot that tells knock-knock jokes.
• "Blow Out"
It's been a while since MacGyver had
to deal with a terrorist plot. Nikki Carpenter has been targeted for death, and
Mac is on the case to find out why. A pretty slick climactic countdown/chase
caps this decent episode.
MacGyver Makes: A portable
refrigerator/rocket-launcher.
• "Kill Zone"
In this highly far-fetched (though
fun) episode, MacGyver must track down a deadly virus that has fallen from space
in one of the Phoenix Foundation's satellites (they have an aeronautic division
too?!). But the virus's creator, a wacko scientist, is reluctant to part with
what she believes to be the answer to all of humanity's problems. Pete and Mac
must prevent the organism from escaping.
MacGyver Makes: Two
solar-powered blenders.
• "Early Retirement"
Pete unexpectedly retires
after a tragic explosion claims the lives of a few disposable Phoenix
red-shirts. But as MacGyver digs deeper, he realizes that there may be an
uninteresting conspiracy afoot.
MacGyver Makes: An umbrella.
Disc Four:
• "Thin Ice"
Taking a
break from saving the planet, MacGyver fills in for an old friend who coaches a
hockey team. But negotiating the circuitry of a ticking warhead is peanuts
compared with this challenge: reining in the talented, but misguided, star.
MacGyver Makes: A stainless steel blowgun.
• "The Odd Triple"
More Jack Dalton nonsense.
MacGyver gets roped into yet another scheme, transporting a woman and her
precious jewelry to France, but a big surprise awaits them: They are immediately
arrested by a French investigator with the worst French accent ever. The
highlight of the episode is a rocket-powered beer keg.
MacGyver
Makes: Well, that would have to be the rocket-powered beer keg.
• "The Negotiator"
Love is in the air when a
gorgeous woman suddenly enters MacGyver's life. But, unfortunately, she's been
hired by a slimy developer (seriously, what developer isn't slimy?) to
prevent MacGyver from nixing a major marina project that may have dire
ecological consequences. The moral: The white guy in the suit is probably the
villain.
MacGyver Makes: A Buddy Band.
• "The Spoilers"
Another ecological episode, as
MacGyver, with the help of a disturbed Vietnam vet, investigates the illegal
dumping of toxic waste into a river.
MacGyver Makes: A compass made
of cheese.
Disc Five:
• "Mask of the Wolf"
Jack
Dalton convinces MacGyver to help out one of his old Native American pals and
bring him to pray to a legendary ancestral mask. But a couple of lowlifes want
the mask for the prime money it will bring. The race is on!
MacGyver
Makes: A Styrofoam peace pipe.
• "Rock the Cradle"
Ugh. Not only do we have to
endure another Jack Dalton episode, but there's a baby involved, too. With
almost no coolness to be found (MacGyver's big invention: a cradle operated by a
bungie cord), all that's left is Jack and MacGyver fumbling around with diapers
and wrinkling their nose at the smell of poop.
MacGyver Makes:
Nothing. He runs out of ideas.
• "The Endangered"
When MacGyver checks in on an
ex-girlfriend working at an animal preserve, he crosses paths with a trio of
rednecks illegally hunting bears. Now Mac and his former lady friend must
survive the wilderness and bring these clowns to justice. Mac rebounds nicely
with an entertaining episode.
MacGyver Makes: A George Foreman
grill, before George Foreman even though of it.
• "Murderer's Sky"
MacGyver and the Phoenix
Foundation investigate the assassination attempt on a wealthy Chinese
businessman, perpetrated by smoking hot Tia Carrere (Wayne's World). They track down the
businessman's grandson, Luke (Ernie Reyes Jr.), a brash little Shaolin monk. Now
Mac and the ass-kicking little immigrant will have to combine their talents to
defeat the bad guys, who are intent on taking over the business. This is a nice
little capper to the season. Luke is twenty times more useful than any other
MacGyver sidekick and way less irritating. Plus there's a gratuitous swimsuit
shot of a very young Tia Carrere. Bonus points to the writers for having the
audacity to blatantly recycle Asian actors from previous episodes. Eh, they all
look alike—right, Henry Winkler?
MacGyver Makes: A
fuel-injected, water-cooled, heat-seeking spectroanalyzer.
So there you have it, all 20 episodes from MacGyver's third go-round.
Overall, I enjoyed this season more than the previous one. The set certainly has
its share of cheeseball shows, but the good ones are really good.
Richard Dean Anderson is as likable as always. Seriously, MacGyver is a
flawless human (no wonder my wife was obsessed with him), mullet and all. What
is so engaging about his character is Anderson's complete lack of pretension in
his role. When MacGyver gets into fistfights, he throws wild punches that spin
him out of control, after which he quickly nurses his hand. He's not Jet Li, but
then again, can Jet Li fashion a rock façade out of paper, opium, and duct
tape? Probably not.
Dana Elcar's Pete Thornton is just as easygoing, though as far as I can
tell, his main schtick is to forcefully state the obvious: "THAT MEANS HE'S
STILL LOOSE!" or "MACGYVER, THAT'S A BOMB!" or "I ENJOY A
CHEF'S SALAD FROM TIME TO TIME!" As you can probably piece together from my
episode capsules, I'm no fan of Jack Dalton. Bruce McGill is a great character
actor, but his Dalton sucks. He's over-the-top stupid, and while it's clear that
the writers wanted to fashion a foil for MacGyver, I don't think McGill was the
right choice. For that reason, there are too many Dalton-centric episodes on
this set for my taste.
In my review of Season Two I noted that MacGyver as a series hadn't
aged well. This season, however, has softened me up, and the best compliment I
can afford it is this: Seeing these episodes again was not like urinating on my
childhood. Still, for fans only. Or parents looking for an utterly harmless
adventure series for their little ones.
As is the norm for these sets, we get a bare-bones release from Paramount.
Episodes are offered in their original fullscreen aspect ratio, and the video
quality is adequate. Detailing is rather fuzzy, but that's to be expected for a
nearly 20-year-old series. A potent enough Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo mix provides
the sound, with little fanfare. Not an extra to be found, however, and that
makes MacGyver grumpy.