DVD Verdict
Home About Deals Blu-ray DVD Reviews Upcoming DVD Releases Contest Podcasts Judges Jury Room Contact  

Case Number 19559: Small Claims Court

Buy Mona The Vampire: Show Us Your Fangs! at Amazon

Mona The Vampire: Show Us Your Fangs!

Mill Creek Entertainment // 1999 // 266 Minutes // Not Rated
Reviewed by Judge David Johnson // August 26th, 2010

• View Judge Johnson's Dossier
• E-mail Judge Johnson
• Printer Friendly Review

Every purchase you make through these Amazon links supports DVD Verdict's reviewing efforts. Thank you!


All Rise...

Judge David Johnson will not show you his fangs, no matter how nicely you ask him.

The Charge

Actually don't show us your fangs. That's kind of sleazy.

The Case

The good news: Mona isn't an actual vampire. That would have been pretty messed up. She's just a young girl with a big imagination who's going to grow up to be a creepy Goth that menaces the dreams of her elderly neighbors.

Mona and her pals power their adventures through that magical elixir of imagination. The scenarios they create for themselves tend to accentuate the supernatural (they square off with zombie-making scarecrows, mummies, skeleton cowboys, human spiders, robot babysitters, and phantom dogs) and once on a while the s—-- gets real, like when they put together a séance.

But…mainly it's all pretty vanilla. Thinking this was a show about a little vampire girl, I was all set to lay into it with many pointed and cleverly stated barbs about how fun it is for kids to be wandering around, drinking other people's blood (and the very fact that Mona kind of wishes she could do that and her dopey father happily goes along with her twisted fantasies is a tad weird, still). The reality is, Mona the Vampire is a standard-issue kids-pretending-about-stupid-crap cartoon.

Ten episodes on the disc, with each show made up of two, 12 minute stories:

• "Attack of the Living Scarecrow / Robot Babysitter"
• "Von Kreepsula Runs Amok / The Nefarious Computer Virus"
• "The Miserable Phantom Dog / Jurassic Parking Lot"
• "The Whirling Void / There's No Place Like Gnome"
• "The Dreaded Human Spider / Night of the Living Mannequin"
• "The X-Change Student / Princess Giant vs the Red Moon Monsters"
• "The Skeleton Cowboy / The Men in Dark Suits"
• "The Vampire Hunter / The Sounds of Sirens"
• "The Book of the Slimy / The Sam and Ella Infiltration"
• "Curse of the Mummy's Tomb / Freaky the Snowman"

Mill Creek's DVD is lean: an adequate full frame transfer, 2.0 stereo, and a bonus episode of Horseland.

The Verdict

No stakes or garlic needed. Mona might go away just because she's kind of a drag.

Give us your feedback!

Did we give Mona The Vampire: Show Us Your Fangs! a fair trial? yes / no

Share This Review

Follow DVD Verdict

DVD Reviews Quick Index

• DVD Releases
• Recent DVD Reviews
• Search for a DVD review...

Scales of Justice

Judgment: 65

Perp Profile

Studio: Mill Creek Entertainment
Video Formats:
• Full Frame
Audio Formats:
• Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (English)
• None
Running Time: 266 Minutes
Release Year: 1999
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
• All Ages
• Animation
• Television

Distinguishing Marks

• Bonus Episode


• IMDb

DVD | Blu-ray | Upcoming DVD Releases | About | Staff | Jobs | Contact | Subscribe | Find us on Google+ | Privacy Policy

Review content copyright © 2010 David Johnson; Site design and review layout copyright © 2016 Verdict Partners LLC. All rights reserved.