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Case Number 16491: Small Claims CourtThe Prehistoric Collection
Clash Of The Cavemen Everyone calls Judge Victor Valdivia "Caveman." Jeez, hit someone with your club, and people get all bent out of shape. Editor's NoteOur reviews of Clash Of The Cavemen (published August 7th, 2008), Journey To 10,000 B.C. (published July 17th, 2008), and Prehistoric Megastorms (published December 15th, 2008) are also available. The ChargeFrom dinosaurs to the dawn of man. The CaseCall it a mini-set. History has been repackaging many of its previous releases in big fourteen-disc collections built around various themes, such as astronomy or military history. The Prehistoric Collection compiles some shows devoted to primitive history, including dinosaurs and cavemen. This set, however, only has eight disks, as opposed to the usual fourteen, and is packaged in a slim box with four double-disc slimline cases. That may seem like a bit of a letdown, but actually, eight discs are more than enough. What The Prehistoric Collection proves is that History's attempts at prehistoric shows are generally pedestrian. They range from the plain awful to the promising but not well-executed. The Prehistoric Collection compiles the contents of Jurassic Fight Club: The Complete Season One as well as the Prehistoric Megastorms set and the discs for Journey to 10,000 B.C. and Clash of the Cavemen. Here are the contents on all eight discs: Disc One • "T-Rex Hunter" • "Gang Killer" Disc Two • "Deep Sea Killers" • "Hunter Becomes Hunted" Disc Three • "Raptor's Last Stand" • "Ice Age Monsters" Disc Four • "Raptor vs. T. Rex" • "Armageddon" Disc Five • "Mega Tsunami" • "Noah's Great Flood" Disc Six • "Comet Storm" • "British Superflood" Disc Seven Disc Eight To be sure, the set offers no shortage of shows about prehistoric life. The problem is that none of them would rank with any of History's best shows. Jurassic Fight Club is the best of the bunch, and even it's not as good as it could have been. The idea of using forensic techniques on dinosaur bones to recreate how they were killed is an interesting one, but the show tends to rely too much on fancy effects and the same three or four predators to really be effective. It tries to be educational and sometimes succeeds, but too often it settles for dumbing down the science in favor of flashy TV tricks. Clash of the Cavemen and Journey to 10,000 B.C. are even worse in this respect. The former is especially painful to watch. In an attempt to add some drama to the story of how Cro-Magnons eventually replaced Neanderthals, the show adds reenactments in which actors in caveman makeup and costumes wander around in the snow, interspersed with animation done in cave-style drawings. This would be bad enough, but what makes it worse is that this fictional story is meandering and pointless, with no resolution. It's such a misguided choice that it winds up making the show's actual historical and scientific content rather hard to follow. Journey to 10,000 B.C. isn't quite that bad. In this show, the scientific content is well-presented and the "storyline" relates clearly to what the scientists are saying. The reenactments, however, are shot in a strange stylized manner apparently patterned after the film 10,000 B.C.. Though they look better than the ones in Clash of the Cavemen, they still come off as somewhat silly. Maybe it's just an occupational hazard that there's no way to make cavemen look realistic in any reenactment; even the BBC series Walking With Cavemen didn't look so great either. Still, there must be a better way to present this information than what was done here. As for Prehistoric Megastorms, it's much easier to watch, at least initially, but it has probably the least to do with anthropology and paleontology of the shows collected here. This show is purely about geology, meteorology, and astronomy. Consequently, though the events depicted here did indeed take place thousands or even millions of years ago, the show's curiously antiseptic computer animations don't place these disasters in any sort of historical context. You won't see so much as a single person or animal, and only a handful of recycled stock shots of dinosaurs, so for all the destruction seen here, it doesn't look like anyone so much as got their hair mussed. Also, the episodes follow an irritating repetitive structure: a mega-disaster happened in the past, and what would happen if it happened today? This becomes increasingly tiresome after a few episodes. How many times can History scare the crap out of its viewers? How many times must we see the same damn CG shot of buildings being blown-up/washed away/disintegrated? If you were actually hoping to learn about how these disasters affected prehistoric life, you'll be sadly disappointed. Because all of the shows collected here originally aired in 2008, they all look and sound the same. The same decent Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo mix, the same crisp and clean non-anamorphic 1.78:1 transfer. Seriously, History, what's with that non-anamorphic deal? That just seems like some sort of half-assed compromise that pleases no one. Either go all the way with the widescreen, or go back to full screen. Only Jurassic Fight Club and Prehistoric Megastorms come with any extras, and they're not all that great. Prehistoric Megastorms includes a bonus episode titled "Asteroid Apocalypse" about the asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs, although why it's considered a "bonus" episode is baffling, since it's just like the other ones. Jurassic Fight Club comes with 20 minutes of additional footage that doesn't really help make it any better. Ultimately, it's hard to recommend this set. True, at a list price of $59.95, The Prehistoric Collection is definitely a bargain. You're getting all of these discs for about half the cost if you got them all individually. The catch, though, is that you probably wouldn't get these DVDs individually; they're mostly not that good. If you're looking for a more detailed look at this time period, BBC's Prehistoric Earth box set is a far superior deal and makes this one look rather feeble. Even hardcore science buffs would do better to preview the programs collected here individually rather than spring for this set. The VerdictGuilty of compiling mediocre programs into a mediocre collection. Similar Decisions
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