Judge David Johnson once lived in a mango under the sea.
Our reviews of Spongebob Squarepants: Season 5, Volume 1 (published December 12th, 2007), SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete First Season (published November 10th, 2003), Spongebob Squarepants: Season 5, Volume 2 (published November 27th, 2008), Spongebob Squarepants: The Complete Third Season (published February 8th, 2006), SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete Seventh Season (published December 11th, 2011), SpongeBob Squarepants: 10 Happiest Moments (published September 19th, 2010), Spongebob Squarepants: Fear Of A Krabby Patty (published August 31st, 2005), Spongebob Squarepants: Friend Or Foe? (published August 29th, 2007), Spongebob Squarepants: Home Sweet Pineapple (published January 19th, 2005), SpongeBob SquarePants: Legends of Bikini Bottom (published December 12th, 2010), Spongebob Squarepants: Nautical Nonsense / Sponge Buddies (published March 19th, 2002), Spongebob Squarepants: Sponge For Hire (published February 9th, 2005), Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob Vs. The Big One (published March 16th, 2009), Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob's Pest Of The West (published April 25th, 2008), Spongebob Squarepants: Spongicus (published April 9th, 2009), Spongebob Squarepants: The Great Patty Caper (published March 13th, 2011), SpongeBob SquarePants: The Seaside Capers (published March 13th, 2004), Spongebob Squarepants: To Love A Patty (published February 6th, 2008), Spongebob Squarepants: To Squarepants Or Not To Squarepants (published July 27th, 2009), SpongeBob Squarepants: Triton's Revenge (published September 11th, 2010), Spongebob Squarepants: Truth Or Square (published November 20th, 2009), Spongebob Squarepants: Who Bob What Pants? (published November 13th, 2008), and Spongebob's Runaway Roadtrip (published September 25th, 2011) are also available.
The most popular highly-absorbent sexually ambiguous underwater dwelling cartoon character in the world returns with a six-pack of episodes.
Here's my chance to make some serious traction on the "most-popular reviews" list. These Spongebob Squarepants discs seem to attract all kinds of readership, for whatever reason (well, it's because kids are looking for images so their Google searches point them here), and I'm anxious to climb the ranks in our referrals page. And if those image searches no longer point to the site, well, I guess I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way, with thought-provoking observations and penetrating, skillful prose.
Eh, who am I kidding? It's frickin' Spongebob Squarepants. What can I write about him that hasn't been said?
This disc offers up six episodes from the fourth season of the nautical nincompoop's adventures, with one of the shows, "Have You Seen This Snail?" a two-part, 24-minute jumbo offering.
Here are the eps:
• "Have You Seen This Snail?"
• "The Lost Mattress"
• "Skill Crane"
• "Krabs vs. Plankton"
• "The Great Snail Race"
• "Good Neighbor"
I'm not sure what to say, here. Mr. Squarepants is so ridiculously popular, this disc will most definitely sell itself. Me, I'm not the biggest fan of this show. Yes it is sporadically entertaining, and definitely crazier than most everything else out there, but I've long felt Spongebob Squarepants was a funny name first and a likeable, amusing cartoon character a distant second.
Anyway, kids, don't listen to this Mr. Crankypants. If you dig the sponge, this disc will treat you right—though I'm sure you've seen each one of these episodes at least 50 times already.
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