Judge David Johnson styles like a n00b.
Style in less than 15 minutes.
TOM: Hi Rocco.
ROCCO: Hey Tom.
TOM: You look sad. What's wrong?
ROCCO: My wife's birthday is coming up and I don't know what to get her. Also, I just heard from my urologist that I have a rare case of --
TOM: It's funny you mention your wife's birthday, Rocco. I happen to know the perfect gift!
ROCCO: Uh…thanks Tom, but the last gift you recommended was bit…odd.
TOM: Why? What did I suggest?
ROCCO: You don't remember? Two years ago, Christmas, you said I should buy my wife a scorpion.
TOM: You didn't buy her a scorpion, did you?
TOM: Because that sounds dangerous.
TOM: Even a bit foolish.
ROCCO: I've got to go.
TOM: Wait! Don't leave yet!
ROCCO: No, seriously, I need to get to an appointment.
TOM: Let me tell you about this great gift for your wife.
ROCCO: I'd like to hear it, but I'm late as it is. Send me an e-mail.
TOM: You're not going anywhere Rocco.
ROCCO: Tom! Put the gun down!
TOM: Not until you let me tell you about this great gift for your wife.
ROCCO: Are you insane?!?
TOM: No, I'm just excited about what I have to tell you.
ROCCO: Get that gun out of my face!
TOM: After I tell you about this gift.
ROCCO: Go, tell me, tell me!
TOM: It's a DVD called Style Like a Pro.
ROCCO: Uh huh…
TOM: In just 15 minutes you can learn how to style short fine hair into a volumized bob.
ROCCO: Mmmmm hmmm…
TOM: Are you listening to me?
ROCCO: Yeah, yeah!
TOM: What did I just say?
ROCCO: In 15 minutes…you…um…can learn…how to style hair fine…like Bob…
TOM: Style short fine hair into a volumized bob!!!
ROCCO: Volumized bob. Right, right! Please stop waving that gun around.
TOM: Don't you want to know how the DVD works?
ROCCO: What, like how it spins around and gets zapped by a laser?
TOM: No, how this DVD works!
ROCCO: Same way, probably --
TOM: I will end you!
ROCCO: What, what?!
TOM: Don't you want to know how you can learn how to style like a pro from this DVD?
ROCCO: Yes, yes I do!
TOM: The DVD is introduced by stylist Sandra Taylor-Furst. She then guides you through the demonstration as a woman stands in front of a mirror and styles her own hair.
ROCCO: Well, what?
TOM: Doesn't that sound great?
ROCCO: Look, it's hard to concentrate with this gun in my face --
TOM: Just answer the question!
ROCCO: Yes, yes it sounds great.
TOM: You'll learn how to properly use your hair dryer, maximize the use of your hair product application, even pick up a few curling iron tips. And you only need a few items to get started: a hair dryer, paddle brush, styling brush, curling iron, iron protectant spray, finishing product, and hair spray.
ROCCO: Fine, great, sounds terrific.
TOM: So, what do you think? Sounds like a great gift, huh?
ROCCO: Gift? For who?
TOM: Your wife! For her birthday!
ROCCO: Oh no, not for my wife. She has alopecia.
TOM: She does?
TOM: It was good seeing you again Rocco. Give your wife my best.
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