Facts of the Case
Season Two of Voyager comprises 26 hour-long episodes, although four
of them—"The 37's," "Projections,"
"Elogium," and "Twisted"—were originally produced for
the first season but were held over in order to round out the second-season
episodes.
• "The 37's"
Voyager discovers a 1936 Ford pickup
truck drifting through space, and shortly thereafter encounters…a
completely average 1930s human being of no consequence whatsoever! I'm joking,
of course—this is Star Trek, after all. They meet Amelia Earhart. A tepid
season opener that, incidentally, begs ill-advised comparisons to Gilligan's
Island by featuring a cryogenically frozen Japanese soldier who thinks it's
still (almost) World War II.
Grade: C+
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "Traces of potassium nitrate, ammonium, and methane back
here." "I think you'll find that's manure."
• "Initiations"
A young Kazon punk looking to
make his bones as a warrior kidnaps Chakotay, and the Voyager crew, apparently
not yet as fed up with Chakotay's New Age-y spiritual mumbo-jumbo as the
audience, decides to go after him. When the most boring character on
Voyager meets the most boring alien species on Voyager, sit back
and watch the sparks die!
Grade: C-
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "Picking up floating debris composed of duranium,
magnesite, and electroceramics."
• "Projections"
Voyager meets The
Prisoner. The Doctor is activated during a red alert to find himself alone
aboard an abandoned Voyager. Lt. Barclay shows up to inform him that everything
he's experienced during the past couple of seasons has been an illusion, echoing
the fondest wishes of Voyager-hating Trekkers everywhere. While the
resolution to the "is it real or Memorex?" mind games is a foregone
conclusion, "Projections" is solidly entertaining and a treat for
Robert Picardo fans.
Grade: B+
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "It's called HTDS. Holo Transference Dementia
Syndrome."
• "Elogium"
It's love, Voyager style, when
Kes goes into heat at the same time that Voyager encounters a particularly randy
Anomaly of the Week. One of the first-season leftovers, "Elogium" is a
contrived, ridiculous mess that should have been left in cold storage.
Grade: D
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "If we vent
plasma residue, that might make us look blue."
• "Non Sequitur"
Harry Kim wakes up in San
Francisco and finds that everything he's experienced during the past couple of
seasons has been an illusion. Wait a minute, didn't we just see this one?
Grade: C+
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "But how do you
propose to address the dilithium fracture problem? Tetryon plasma tends to
disrupt subspace!"
• "Twisted"
It's a starship…and a
Rubik's Cube, when the Anomaly of the Week ties Voyager into knots. A lackluster
episode that's elevated by an ending that, for once, doesn't involve some kind
of goofy nonexistent technical solution. A pretty blah capper to Season One.
Yes, I know this is Season Two, but tell that to Paramount.
Grade:
C-
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "Captain, we have
encountered an unusual
phenomenon…phenomenon…phenomenon…phenomenon…"
• "Parturition"
Voyager meets Enemy
Mine when romantic rivals Neelix and Tom Paris are stranded on "Planet
Hell" along with an alien baby. A trite-and-true "antagonistic
characters forced to bond" episode that's well acted but otherwise pretty
dull.
Grade: C-
Your Moment of Treknobabble:
"The inputs have locked—we've got to flush the plasma injectors. Oh,
maybe it's just a phase synchronization adjustment."
• "Persistence of Vision"
Janeway questions her
sanity when objects and people from her holo-novel start popping up around the
ship. A gripping episode with a truly intriguing mystery at its heart, even if
it does unravel toward the end.
Grade: B
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "It's bioelectric, modulating on a delta wave frequency.
It has psionic properties, and it's permeating the hull."
• "Tattoo"
While on a scouting mission, Chakotay
encounters a mysterious symbol that he last saw as a youth, back in the Alpha
Quadrant. If you like Chakotay, this is a pretty good character-based episode
that provides a glimpse into the Commander's past. If, on the other hand, you
find Chakotay about as interesting as a tree stump, skip this one.
Grade:
B-
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "The polyferranide
deposits are contaminated with acyletes."
• "Cold Fire"
Voyager encounters Suspiria, the
long-lost mate of the mysterious Caretaker who sent them into the Delta
Quadrant; meanwhile, Kes meets another Ocampan, who helps her boost her mental
abilities to the boiling point—literally, when she sets Tuvok's blood to
boiling. Any mystery this mediocre episode might have had is blown by the
writers' odd decision to name the second Caretaker after a Dario Argento horror
film.
Grade: C
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "The
Caretaker's remains are resonating again."
• "Maneuvers"
With the help of the traitorous
Seska, the Kazon attack Voyager and steal transporter technology. Chakotay to
the rescue! A surprisingly compelling, action-packed episode despite the
presence of the Kazon.
Grade: B+
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "I've got to reinitialize the targeting scanners to match
the relative phase of the dampening field."
• "Resistance"
When Tuvok and B'Elanna are
captured during an away mission, Janeway must rescue them with the aid of a man
who thinks she's his daughter. A standout episode with some strong dramatic
moments and compelling performances.
Grade: A
Your Moment
of Treknobabble: "We can modify the main deflector to send out dozens
of radion beams, which should penetrate the prison shields!"
• "Prototype"
B'Elanna repairs a robot that
Voyager has found drifting through space, which turns out to be not such a hot
idea when the robot then kidnaps B'Elanna and forces her to build more robots.
An intriguing premise that gets bogged down in a staggeringly high proportion of
treknobabble to actual dialogue.
Grade: C
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "I could modify a series of anodyne relays, attach them
directly to the robot's power module. They could act as a sort of regulator to
make the warp plasma compatible with the robot's energy matrix!"
• "Alliances"
After suffering brutal attacks by
the Kazon, Janeway—who, fortunately, has seen both parts of the TNG
episode "Unification"—attempts to forge an alliance with
powerful Kazon sects, none of whom, unfortunately, have seen Godfather
III. A strong episode featuring the kind of Delta Quadrant intrigue that we
should have seen more of in the series.
Grade: A-
Your
Moment of Treknobabble: An exceedingly rare episode that actually contains
virtually no treknobabble!
• "Threshold"
>From the sublime to the
ridiculous: Paris breaks the Warp 10 barrier in a jury-rigged experimental
shuttlecraft and occupies "every point in the universe
simultaneously," which somehow does not mean that Paris either
explodes or becomes extremely obese—although he does begin to devolve into
a salamander. Congratulations to Brannon Braga for coming up with the most
ludicrous and implausible episode in all of Trek history, complete with a
"magic wand" ending that has to be seen to be disbelieved. Depending
upon your level of irony, either a low point or a high point of the season.
Grade: F
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "I've
eradicated all traces of the mutant DNA from your system and restored your
original genome."
• "Meld"
Tuvok performs a mind meld on Crewman
Suder, a psychopath who has murdered a fellow crew member, and in turn begins to
mentally unhinge. Wow. A powerful episode with some truly dark, disturbing
moments, and a terrific guest appearance by Brad Dourif as Suder. Also notable
for a scene where Tuvok finally snaps and throttles Neelix, something many of us
have been wanting to do for a long, long time.
Grade: A
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "There's a definite neurochemical
imbalance in the mezio-frontal cortex."
• "Dreadnought"
Voyager stumbles upon a doomsday
missile from the Alpha Quadrant—one that B'Elanna captured and modified
during her years with the Maquis. What are the chances? Exceedingly remote. But
if you can buy the improbable premise, you may enjoy this tense,
treknobabble-rich episode.
Grade: B-
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "It sent a plasma burst along the tachyon beam into our
main power system. We've got EPS relays burnt out all over the ship!"
• "Death Wish"
Voyager inadvertently releases an
imprisoned, suicidal Q, which draws the attention of another, more familiar Q,
who must stop the first Q from committing suicide so he can be returned to his
prison. Q-centric episodes are reliably entertaining, and this one is no
exception. "Death Wish" also explores some difficult existential
issues in the finest Trek tradition.
Grade: A
Your Moment
of Treknobabble: "Well, there's a slight chance that there are
magnetodynamic forces acting on the comet that are too subtle for our sensors to
detect."
• "Lifesigns"
The doctor saves a dying Vidiian
scientist by transferring her brain patterns into the ship's computer and
creating a holographic body for her—and finds himself falling in love with
her. Another standout episode, thanks to some terrific performances by Robert
Picardo and guest star Susan Diol as the Vidiian.
Grade: A
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "According to these readings, the
device is actually storing her synaptic patterns, processing them, and
transmitting neural-electrical impulses to the rest of her systems."
• "Investigations"
A disgruntled Paris leaves
Voyager for a Talaxian convoy, as Neelix plays investigative reporter and
uncovers a sinister sabotage plot. An ambitious episode in the way it pays off
plot threads that have been gradually developing over the previous several
episodes, but the resolution falls a little flat.
Grade: B
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "Reinforce the structural field around
the power transfer conduits and then prepare to begin venting plasma!"
• "Deadlock"
In the wake of a Vidiian attack, an
accident in a plasma cloud splits Voyager into two identical ships, with
disastrous consequences for both. A high-concept episode with an intriguing
premise that plays out with satisfying, chaotic urgency, hampered only by a
too-clean ending.
Grade: A-
Your Moment of
Treknobabble: "The transport caused a slight hemocythemic imbalance,
but we'll stabilize her cell membranes with osmotic pressure therapy."
• "Innocence"
When Tuvok crash-lands his
shuttlecraft on a moon, he encounters a trio of similarly stranded children, who
believe they are to be killed by a creature called the Morrok. Predictably
cutesy, but nearly redeemed by a twist ending that will feel oddly familiar to
anyone who watched Mork & Mindy after that show jumped the shark. Of
course, the twist ending is only possible because certain characters
nonsensically fail to reveal critical information at the outset, but hey, it's
TV.
Grade: C+
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "What
about the electro…the currents that made the ships crash?"
• "The Thaw"
It's Voyager in Wonderland
when the crew investigate a dead planet and are sucked into a computer and into
a surreal world controlled by a crazed clown (Michael McKean). One of the
stranger Voyager episodes, "The Thaw" works splendidly, thanks
to strong plotting, an interesting treatment of the theme of fear, and a
believably menacing, unhinged performance by McKean.
Grade: A
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "The optronic pathways have nothing
to do with the neural interface. It doesn't make any sense!"
• "Tuvix"
A transporter mishap results in
"symbiogenesis," fusing Tuvok and Neelix into a single individual.
Attempts to separate the being back into Tuvok and Neelix are complicated when
the combined "Tuvix" insists upon his right to live. One of the most
disturbing and thought-provoking Trek episodes ever.
Grade: A
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "Instead of barium, we've come up
with a radioisotope that attaches itself to the DNA of one of the merged
species, but not the other."
• "Resolutions"
Janeway and Chakotay are infected
with an incurable virus and are left on a planet that protects them from the
deadly effects of the virus. Tuvok takes over command of Voyager but soon faces
a mutiny by the crew. Not a bad character-based episode, but one that raises
more questions than it really answers, and ultimately amounts to not much.
Grade: B-
Your Moment of Treknobabble: "Maybe
looking for protein cofactors is the wrong approach. Even if I can't find a
specimen of the insect that infected us, I could try to learn something about
the bio-molecular evolution of this planet's ecosystem."
• "Basics, Part 1"
The Kazon/Seska story arc
comes to a head when Seska informs Voyager that her child, which she claims is
Chakotay's, is at risk. Chakotay attempts to rescue the child…but could it
be a trap? One guess. A cliffhanger episode, "Basics" ends the season
on a pretty bleak note, but the reappearance of Suder from "Meld"
provides a welcome bit of continuity.
Grade: B+
Your
Moment of Treknobabble: "The molecular variance residual on his shuttle
is evidence of disruptor blasts and the signature is Kazon, so at least that
part of his story seems to be true."
The Evidence
Unlike many Star Trek fans, I (mostly) enjoyed Voyager's first season,
but even I was ready to give up on the series after a slew of lackluster
episodes at the beginning of Season Two. Duds like "Elogium" and
"Initiations" did not bode well for either the season or
Voyager as a whole. It wasn't until "Persistence of Vision,"
seven episodes down the line, that things began to pick up—a slow start
that wasn't helped by the grafting of several first-season leftovers onto the
beginning of the second.
Fortunately, things picked up from there, and fans who stuck with the show
were treated to some excellent episodes, like "Meld" and
"Resistance," which avoided Voyager's trademark
pitfall—an overreliance on treknobabble and high-concept
storylines—and focused squarely on the kind of character-based drama that
Star Trek is famous for.
A couple of other things that Voyager got right this season: dealing
with the political and social impact of the Federation starship on the Delta
Quadrant, and incorporating more multi-episode arcs into its mostly
self-contained stories. It was gratifying to see moments here and there in which
civilizations that Voyager encountered remarked upon the ship's growing
reputation in the quadrant, and to chart the evolution of that reputation over
the course of the season, as the crew proved its honorable intentions in the
face of malicious rumor-mongering by the Kazon and other hostile factions.
I was also intrigued and pleasantly surprised by one story development,
played out over the course of several episodes, involving Tom Paris and his
increasing discontent and antagonism toward Chakotay. It was interesting to see
these seemingly left-field outbursts from Paris cropping up from week to week,
finally paying off in "Investigations" when we discovered what was
actually going on. By Voyager standards, that was a pretty ambitious
move, and one I wish I had seen more of throughout subsequent seasons.
The second season of Voyager demonstrates some of the chief strengths
of the series—its willingness to tackle thorny moral and ethical issues
with forthright honesty. "Tuvix," for instance, inspired some of the
most heated philosophical arguments that I've ever seen among Trek fans, and its
moral implications are hotly debated even today. (My take: when Tuvok and Neelix
suffered the transporter accident, they effectively died, and Tuvix should have
been allowed to live.) Any series that inspires that kind of passionate response
to its ideas is a worthy series, and if Voyager had done so with more
consistency, it might have won over more fans than it ultimately did.
The DVD package of Star Trek: Voyager, Season Two is similar to the
first-season set in terms of packaging and extras. I was one of the few admirers
of the, shall we say, "different" packaging of the Voyager
sets, with their translucent plastic panels and various interlocking parts.
Time, however—aided by numerous frustrating attempts to close the box,
only to be thwarted because the plastic pieces didn't fit together just
so—has amended my opinion of the packaging, and not for the better. So,
the box looks spiffy on the shelf, but whoever designed the thing clearly didn't
have to open and close it more than a couple of times.
Video quality is superb, with a bright, vivid transfer and a sharp, mostly
flawless picture. Voyager looks great on DVD—better, possibly, than
any other Trek series currently available in this format (at least until
Enterprise finally hits the shelves). Audio is similarly excellent, with
a clean, vibrant Dolby Digital 5.1 and 2.0 track delivering some beefy, lively
sound that presents dialogue and effects equally well.
The roster of extra features for the second season is similar to that of the
first, with a decent collection of featurettes and interviews.
• "Braving the Unknown" is a retrospective of the
second season and features Voyager producers offering some insights into
the challenges of creating a weekly Star Trek series.
• "Voyager Time Capsule: Tuvok" is a 2003 interview
with Tim Russ, who plays Tuvok, reflecting upon his Voyager years with
warmth and appreciation.
• "Saboteur Extraordinaire: Seska" is another (brief)
2003 interview, with Martha Hackett (Seska), who's quite lively, showing a
healthy sense of humor about her role on the show.
• "A Day in the Life of Ethan Phillips" follows the
actor as he undergoes his tedious daily ritual of getting made up as Neelix,
giving viewers an appreciation of the ordeal of Trek alien actors.
• "Red Alert: Visual Effects Season 2" has visual
effects producer Dan Curry offering an interesting glimpse into the creation of
Voyager's computer graphics, models, and other special effects.
• "Real Science with Andre Bormanis" is another
installment of the Voyager science consultant's discussion of how
real-world science is incorporated into the futuristic "science" of
the series.
• There's a text-based "trivia commentary" for
"The 37's" that's worth watching if you enjoyed that episode.
• There are also a few hidden features scattered throughout the
discs, most notably a short interview with Brannon Braga in which he rather
sheepishly admits to the failure of the execrable "Threshold," and a
music video of a performance by Tim Russ that's…well, if you're a fan of
Russ's music, you're in for a treat. If not, then you're still in for a treat,
but more of the campy variety than the musical appreciation variety.