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Opening Statement
I told myself I wouldn't do it. As I sat down to watch the 2009 remake of
1987's The Stepfather, I told myself that this review wouldn't be one big
comparison between the two. I told myself that this new movie should be allowed
to stand or fall on its own merits, and not held up against the original. Then,
as I saw the opening of the movie playing out in front of me with an almost
shot-for-shot recreation of the original's memorable shaving sequence, I knew
there was no other way.
Facts of the Case
Michael (Penn Badgley, Gossip Girl)
comes home to the suburbs after being away at military school. He's reunited
with his mom (Sela Ward, Sisters) and he gets to meet his new stepfather
David (Dylan Walsh, Nip/Tuck). Familial
awkwardness is heightened by some strange behavior on David's part, followed by
some eerie occurrences, such as a neighbor's unexpected death. Michael and his
bikini-clad girlfriend Kelly (Amber Heard, Pineapple Express) investigate, and
they discover the stepfather is not the squeaky-clean family man he appears to
be.
The Evidence
You know it's coming, I know it's coming, so let's just get it over with and
play 1987 versus 2009.
• Blood splatter versus blank eyes Ask horror fans
about the 1987 movie, and chances are the first thing they'll mention the
opening scene, starting with our villain shaving—thus changing his
appearance—then leading into a scene of memorable gore and carnage. When
the remake was announced, the question on a lot of minds was "How could
they ever top that opening?" Aiming for a PG-13 in the 2009 movie, the
creators did away with the bloody innards, and instead gave us creepy shots of
the victims' faces, with their blank eyes staring right into the camera. Yes,
that could be considered scary and suspenseful, but it doesn't really establish
the tone the same way as the over-the-top opening of the original.
• Shower versus bikini Ask horror fans what the
second thing is that comes to mind upon mention of the 1987 movie, and they'll
put on their "still mentally trapped in adolescence" hat and recall
the shower scene. Yeah, yeah, I know. Gratuitous nudity was a staple of 80's
horror, and we all know it. The 2009 version, though, raises the question of
what is and isn't "gratuitous." Amber Heard spends almost the entire
movie in a bikini, including numerous scenes in which a bikini isn't called for.
I, um, appreciate sexy bikini girls as much as the next guy, but there are
movies with the word "bikini" in the title that don't have this much
bikini footage. I'm going to go way out on a limb here and assume this was done
to draw in horny male viewers. The same was true, of course, of the original's
shower scene, but that was 30 seconds at most, not a third of the movie.
• Michael versus Stephanie The biggest difference
the filmmakers made with their remake is changing the protagonist. In 1987,
Stephanie, the daughter, was younger, didn't drive, and was more or less alone
in her struggles. Michael is older, college-bound, and is more aggressive in his
pursuit of the truth. This makes some sense, in that it sets up an oedipal type
of thing, with son and stepfather competing for the title of "man of the
house." The both have troubled pasts, and much time is spent in both films
with them fighting their inner demons. Michael is driven, though, to find out
what's up with his new family member. Stephanie did some of the same, but she
was more vulnerable. We got the sense that she was trapped in the house with
that man, with nowhere to go. While Michael is all about fighting back,
Stephanie is more about just trying to survive. Perhaps some audience members
will want to cheer on Michael's righteous fury, but he doesn't have the
break-your-heart feel that Stephanie had.
• Small supporting cast versus large supporting cast
In 1987, the peripheral characters outside the main cast were what? A
psychologist, a teen boy for the daughter to crush on, and a subplot with a cop
and a reporter. Each of these characters related to the main plot in some way,
and where never a distraction. The 2009 version adds a nosy neighbor, a pair of
co-workers, the ex-husband/biological father, and two younger siblings. If
you've ever seen a movie before, you can guess that some of these folks are here
as future murder victims, but others merely distract from the family/stepfamily
dynamic that the story is supposed to be about. Having the ex-husband hanging
around stirring up trouble just illustrates why a character like this wasn't
needed in the original. The co-workers who are suspicious about the stepfather
have their own little subplot about going to Hawaii. Why? Why couldn't they have
been one character? Sure, they're played by two cool actresses—Sherri
Stringfield of E.R. and Paige "April O'Neil" Turco—but
two is still superfluous. Speaking of superfluous, why are the two younger kids
even in this movie? It's established early on the Michael has a younger brother
and sister, but they add nothing to the story. They're barely seen interacting
with the other family members, and they just plain disappear in the latter half
of the story. So why are they there, taking up screen time, to begin with?
• Clueless mom versus smart mom Am I putting the
1987 film on a pedestal? Hardly. It wasn't without its flaws, and the biggest of
those was the mom's cluelessness. She spent the whole movie doting over her new
husband, blindly unaware to the growing freakiness happening in her own home.
Sela Ward is an improvement, simply because she's no dummy. I like how she takes
her new hubby to task about how he interacts with the kids, and about his
old-timey family values. Ward has a great moment in which in her character
defends herself, saying that her new guy makes her happy, despite his oddities,
and that's what important to her. She does good work throughout the movie, and I
wouldn't have minded if she was our protagonist instead of her son.
• Evil stepdad versus evil stepdad Taking the
difficulty of a kid adjusting to a new stepparent and turning it into ghoulish
thrills might be in bad taste for a lot of people, but "taste" has
never been what the horror genre excels at. The breaking down of the traditional
family is a potent topic for pretty much anyone, and running it through the
metaphor machine by turning it into slasher horror will certainly hit a little
too close to home for some. For others, though, the difficult emotions it stirs
combined with the usual "Look out behind you!" can provide a powerful
release. In 1987, Terry O'Quinn (Lost) played
the stepfather role close the chest. He was a quiet guy, only showing any
outward emotion when alone in his basement. He didn't long for the perfect
"family life," he thought he was truly living it. Walsh's 2009 take on
the character is similar, except that he's more outward about his desire for
that perfect life, making no secret about it. Instead of believing he's living
that life, he believes it's a goal worth achieving. Making the character more
openly emotional forces some of the suspense. This is best illustrated in an
early scene when the stepfather lashes out at the youngest child for making too
much noise. It's a shocking, brutal moment, and while it might get a jump out of
the audience, it frustrates me that it doesn't raise more red flags. Seems to me
that everyone should think this guy is psycho after that. I wanted that scene,
and others like it, to be more downplayed. But, no, this is the remake, so
everything's got to be bigger, more elaborate. That's Walsh's take on the
character, and while he does the creepy serial killer thing as well as anyone,
but he plays it bigger and broader than others, and I wonder if that hurts not
just his performance, but the overall film.
The Rebuttal Witnesses
This is a damn good-looking movie. Much credit goes to director of
photography Patrick Cady and production designer Steven Jordan for making this
cheese look so nicely polished. These gorgeous visuals transfer excellently onto
DVD, with bright, vivid colors and deep, rich blacks. The sound booms throughout
all the speakers in a great Dolby 5.1 track.
The DVD also comes with a generous helping on bonus features, starting with
a commentary by Walsh, Badgley, and director Nelson McCormick (Prom Night (2008)). This is followed by
two featurettes, one on the overall making of the movie, and another focusing
just on the stunt work. These all get way too self-congratulatory—at one
point, they compare this movie to Jaws and
Fatal Attraction—but there's
also a lot of good information on hand too, such as how the entire three-story
house was built in its entirety inside an indoor soundstage. From there, the
extras include a gag reel, trailers and TV spots, and an episode of something
called The Bannen Way, which really, really wants to impress you with its
tough guy dialogue and its stylish, flashy editing.
Closing Statement
Why remake The Stepfather? Because, after more than 20 years, fans are
still talking about it. It's a nostalgia thing, and that makes it easily
marketable. Cult following plus name recognition plus a memorable line or two
re-quoted on the trailer equals ticket sales. But, if you're a filmmaker who
loves the original, why not do your own film, one that can serve as a pastiche
or homage? I feel bad about saying this because so many people worked so hard
making this thing, but this movie exists only as a cash grab, a way to use the
name of the original film to rake in the cash. Just watch the 1987 one again. Or
Dexter.
The Verdict
Guilty.
Wait…I think I can improve on that verdict. So, right now, I'm going
to remake it: Guilty. Ah, that's better.
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Scales of Justice
| Video: | 95 |
| Audio: | 90 |
| Extras: | 88 |
| Acting: | 75 |
| Story: | 55 |
| Judgment: | 75 |
Perp Profile
Studio: Sony
Video Formats:
• 2.40:1 Anamorphic
Audio Formats:
• Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
• Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (French)
Subtitles:
• English
• French
Running Time: 102 Minutes
Release Year: 2009
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Genres:
• Horror
• Thriller
Distinguishing Marks
• Commentary
• Featurettes
• Gag Reel
• Trailers/TV Spots
• Bonus Episode
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