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Judge David Johnson
• Location: Goffstown, NH
• Member since: October 2003
• 1,253 full reviews
• 482 small claims
• Columnist: Diversionary Landslide
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Dave hails from the cesspool that is Utica, New York, known mainly for its plummeting economy and bodacious, artery-packing pizza. It was here that he was first exposed to the film genre that would characterize his niche in DVD Verdict: "utter crap."
Imbibing such fare as Gore-Met, Zombie Chef from Hell, and Trained to Kill U.S.A., Dave grew up on a steady diet of celluloid filth -- and now he can transfer the benefits of that baptism by puke to you, the noble readers!
Go ahead, take a gander at some of the titles he's had the -- ahem -- pleasure to review. But he willingly goes forth, plowing onward, and offering himself up as the first line of defense. Consider him your cinematic human shield.
